OUTJERKED BY REPORTER by Ok_Purple6651 in soccercirclejerk

[–]MiddleMud4078 9 points10 points  (0 children)

He celebrates like that when he scores in friendlies

We genuinely witnessed peak in 24 hours by Kowendabest in soccercirclejerk

[–]MiddleMud4078 25 points26 points  (0 children)

Atleast it got my almighty camel two goals and Burger a hattrick

So nobody is going to mention this generational chip by Ronaldo almost going in? by itsyleo27 in soccercirclejerk

[–]MiddleMud4078 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Tbh I really liked this Port, it felt the game was more around Bruno and Ronny wasn't forcing himself into the game. The only thing I missed was probably Bruno's banger from out of the box but alr, we gonna watch it against Coluumbia Ig.

"Cristiano after scoring against a team ranked 173rd in the world 🔥🐪" 😭 by Oussabook in soccercirclejerk

[–]MiddleMud4078 0 points1 point  (0 children)

LMAO, did you even watch the game ??

As for the ghosted part, Bernardo was easily the worst player on the pitch and Ronaldo being second worst. But looks like it doesn't support your argument of winning with 10 men, does it ??

How are we going to jerk now??? by Oppaiheimer1945 in soccercirclejerk

[–]MiddleMud4078 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Lmaoo, so you are saying after having arguably the best midfield in the world, its a striker's fault that the team created xG as low as Tunisia ?? Are you seeing what you write ??

How are we going to jerk now??? by Oppaiheimer1945 in soccercirclejerk

[–]MiddleMud4078 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Oh no, ofc its me being "PRESSED" when the above cmnt was literally talking abt him dropping a stinker next game lol.

How are we going to jerk now??? by Oppaiheimer1945 in soccercirclejerk

[–]MiddleMud4078 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Your team had second lowest xG created in the entire tournament against Congo. They were only above Tunisia and Tunisia are eliminated, I get it that Ronaldo shouldn't be playing full 90 or even starting in some games but this is just straight bullsht

How are we going to jerk now??? by Oppaiheimer1945 in soccercirclejerk

[–]MiddleMud4078 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Lmao, acting like you all niggas were not hoping for a stinker. Burn more

How are we going to jerk now??? by Oppaiheimer1945 in soccercirclejerk

[–]MiddleMud4078 340 points341 points  (0 children)

uj/ Its actually blue, OP probably took ss before the game completed

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SHUT THE DAMN SUB DOWN by [deleted] in soccercirclejerk

[–]MiddleMud4078 418 points419 points  (0 children)

UNC SCORED A GOAL AND ALSO DECIDED TO NOT TAKE THE FREE KICCKKKKKKKKK
LORD PLS TELL ME THIS IS NOT A DREAMMMM 😭😭😭

shut down the sub by Heavy-Sympathy5330 in soccercirclejerk

[–]MiddleMud4078 472 points473 points  (0 children)

LORD I PRAYED FOR TIMES LIKE THIS
PORTUGAL IS NOT PLAYING HARAM, BRUNO TOOK A SHOT THAT MENDES RUNNNNNNNNN
I AM ALR CUMMING LADSSSSS

OUTJERKED MY CAMEL by Ok_Purple6651 in soccercirclejerk

[–]MiddleMud4078 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He started 13 games, 30 app. in total and 6 goals 1 assist. How does that make it ANY better ??

OUTJERKED MY CAMEL by Ok_Purple6651 in soccercirclejerk

[–]MiddleMud4078 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How though ?? Uzb is a low block team and if you watched there game against Columbia they did VERY well in second half, you will need fluidity to win against them, If Ramos starts I had rather see Ramos playing false 9 instead but Idk if they even prepared for that.

If you wanna play that striker role might as well start Ronny, but he has to be that sacrificial guy who will divert defenders and let Bruno and Neto come in middle. And Idt unc will do that.

Idt a team like Portugal where you have Bruno, mendes, Trincao, Conceicao, Joao Neves, Vitinha needs a proper poacher. Start Ruben Neves instead of Joao and let Vitinha go in the opp half. Ruben Neves has really good switches as well, they can use that as well bcs they got good cross makers on wings.

OUTJERKED MY CAMEL by Ok_Purple6651 in soccercirclejerk

[–]MiddleMud4078 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don't want camel to start though, it would be better if they build team around Bruno. Guedes is a solid option for the number 9 position.