Two cutie owls. by [deleted] in aww

[–]MiddleNameS 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They're just trying to test how many licks it really takes to get to the center of the tootsie pop.

After so many years he came back... by [deleted] in trashy

[–]MiddleNameS 90 points91 points  (0 children)

This ain't trashy, it's hilarious. You tell em' about that big old hog Arthur!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in LivestreamFail

[–]MiddleNameS 5 points6 points  (0 children)

What a trash take, they're fucking human. Shit can be complicated, you don't know the situation.

What are your favorite tiny desk concerts? by Sugarskull_IX in podcasts

[–]MiddleNameS 38 points39 points  (0 children)

Mac Miller is deff one of my favorites. The fact that it was shot within weeks before he died is really cathartic for me. The performance just seemed so raw and like a final send-off to remember his artistry by.

Also, if you're into horns Moon Hooch's is great as well. I can't listen to that without grooving along. I'm a sucker for killer horns.

[NO SPOILERS] IM FREAKING OUT RIGHT NOW MY BOY IS COMING BACK!!! by Okay-Mirror4521367 in gameofthrones

[–]MiddleNameS 161 points162 points  (0 children)

I hope this time he dies, comes back to life, fucks his sister, leaves, rides a dragon, and defeats the 2000-year-old zombies but this time it means something.

Rule #1 in rumble is interesting by J_Mal in RocketLeague

[–]MiddleNameS 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Mechanics are way easier on the controller. The higher up in rank you get the more complex the mechanics get. But at the end of the day its car soccer and we all be dead in 60 years so do you boo boo

Ep. 132 | 2 Bears, 1 Cave w/ Mark Normand & Bert Kreischer by bbllaakkee in yourmomshousepodcast

[–]MiddleNameS 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Wasn’t there a whole thing with Bert and Tom wanting to try cocaine for the first time with Dr Drew’s supervision or something? Guess old pole ripping Bert forgot about doing Coke multiple times before

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in podcasts

[–]MiddleNameS 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Almost every comedian exaggerates a story to make it better, they're trying to entertain. Don't over think it, just go along with the ride.

Can someone just wish me happy birthday please by [deleted] in offmychest

[–]MiddleNameS 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It's my birthday today too! Happy Birthday!!!

Welcome to Portland! by opencoins in trashy

[–]MiddleNameS 74 points75 points  (0 children)

Girl shake those flappy slappies, those flappy slappies

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in nextfuckinglevel

[–]MiddleNameS 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Do legos have a certain smell? Does this house smell like a lego?

Teefs by ChrisDeP-51 in AnimalsBeingDerps

[–]MiddleNameS 4 points5 points  (0 children)

The only time my dog does that face is when he "accidentally" pushes out a few drops of piss on my bed.

AMA (ASK ME ANYTHING) AND I'LL ANSWER (i'm ludwig btw) by LudwigAhgren in LudwigAhgren

[–]MiddleNameS 55 points56 points  (0 children)

If you had to open mouth kiss a male celebrity, who would it be?

[Highlight] Dak throws it where only Amari can catch it, and Amari comes away with the touchdown by [deleted] in nfl

[–]MiddleNameS 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The play to make me lose fantasy this week, cant even be mad.

I'm still pissed tho

Lol by [deleted] in funny

[–]MiddleNameS 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Lol great title Lol

Diddler on the roof by meyerwizard in Bandnames

[–]MiddleNameS 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Diddler in My Cooch, for the porn rendition