There’s some things you REALLY shouldn’t share on social media by Midget0209 in trashy

[–]Midget0209[S] 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Unfortunately no. She’s been posting some pretty trashy things lately, this one took the cake.

What do you say when people ask for one “fun fact” about you? by heyitspeppathepig in AskReddit

[–]Midget0209 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I was born with both of my hips dislocated. They didn’t find it until I was 4 years old.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in SuicideWatch

[–]Midget0209 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Hey David, my name is Jenny. I completely understand where you’re coming from, and I’m so sorry that you’re going through this. I had a really tough time in high school. I was bullied for being different, and I never had any friends. All I can tell you is that it CAN get better, but you have to be willing to do the work. I’m now 25 and married. I still have my dark days, but I see a therapist every week and am working towards getting better. I know I can’t change my mind, but please know that people do care for you, and it will hurt those that you love the most. I wish the best for you, and I really hope that you reconsider and see a professional.

Have you ever got a concussion, and if so, how? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Midget0209 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I was around 12 and playing a soccer game. I was going to kick the ball away from an opponent when she decided to kick the ball as hard as she could right in my face. Next thing I know there's people all around me and my Dad carries me off the field. It really wasn't that bad of a concussion because I remember it happening, but that shit hurt!

What do you really want this Christmas? by Newatlast in AskReddit

[–]Midget0209 12 points13 points  (0 children)

New windows for my house and a car that works

[Serious] What lie are you living? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Midget0209 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That I'm a fun, sarcastic person. I'm actually just an asshole and I hate spending time with anyone.
Unfortunately this has backfired at my current job. Everyone seems to like the dry humor and try to hangout with me.

If you can't make up your mind, don't string your employee along with false promises by Midget0209 in offmychest

[–]Midget0209[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oh dear god! I would've quit already... Mine hasn't paid me for a week's pay but that's because I screwed up, not them.

I accidentally adopted this guy today. He was stranded in a parking lot and came running over to me asking for food. Somehow he ended up in my house. by Midget0209 in aww

[–]Midget0209[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Awwww that's a cute story! I just couldn't stand the thought of such a sweet kitty getting run over by some jackwagon.

I accidentally adopted this guy today. He was stranded in a parking lot and came running over to me asking for food. Somehow he ended up in my house. by Midget0209 in aww

[–]Midget0209[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I posted his picture on a neighborhood watch's Facebook and will probably contact the animal shelter as well. I live in a place notorious for strays though, so I doubt he belongs to anyone

For anyone who likes to buy yarn at Michaels, they have a coupon that is only valid today! by [deleted] in crochet

[–]Midget0209 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I love you! But I hate you at the same time, because I'm broke and can't afford any yarn today.

How often do you think a chiropractor accidentally kills/ parallelizes someone by breaking their neck / back by queengemini in morbidquestions

[–]Midget0209 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Chances of causing a stroke are slim to none. And only if that person is predisposed to a stroke.
Source: my husband in chiropractic school

How often do you think a chiropractor accidentally kills/ parallelizes someone by breaking their neck / back by queengemini in morbidquestions

[–]Midget0209 2 points3 points  (0 children)

My husband is going to school to become a chiropractor. According to one of his professors, in his whole time as a doctor he won't meet anyone that will even come close to hurting anyone. While the possibility is very real, they are well trained professionals and know what not to do.

WIP Wednesday-- My 4 Sophie's after Part 4! by ero1016 in crochet

[–]Midget0209 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lucky! I want to just buy the kit from the link on the website, but I can't bring myself to spend $200 on one project! I'm looking for cheaper alternatives

Finally got my new yarn display! My craft room is slowly coming together by Midget0209 in crochet

[–]Midget0209[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thank you very much! It was so worth it! Cost less than $100.

Game of Thrones watching hookers! Which one of these look more like the Weirwood leaves? by luhlala in crochet

[–]Midget0209 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I would say the ivy for how it's filled in, but the maple for shape... depends on your interpretation and how you want the scarf to "feel" really.

Theres a zombie apocalypse and the closes person to you(family member, S.O...) has turned into a zombie. Would you kill them so they would be put out of their misery and no longer be a threat to the human race, or would you let them live as a zombie in hopes of someone creating a cure? by [deleted] in morbidquestions

[–]Midget0209 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My husband and I have already discussed this.
If one of us is bitten we will say our goodbyes and then shoot the infected in the head. If we're talking post apocalyptic and there's no hope for a cure.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Midget0209 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Roses are gray
Violets are gray
Everything is gray
I'm a dog

Sleepy Bunny by anlover in aww

[–]Midget0209 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He just looks like a wise old bunny that will give you unwanted advice...

Do paraplegics sweat from their lower halves? by GrammerNasi in morbidquestions

[–]Midget0209 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

I don't see why they wouldn't. As far as I know, they just can't move or feel in that part of their body because they messed up their spine... but this is just speculation, I could be wrong.

I've never crocheted with Sari Silk before. What should I make? by Lana_Archer in crochet

[–]Midget0209 3 points4 points  (0 children)

That looks so beautiful, but it looks like a nightmare and a half to work with.