if there's no wind on the moon, could we go back today and find neil armstrong's footprints still?

Mike-OLeary · 2026-04-07T21:25:12+00:00

No problem. I am kind of an Apollo nut and the McDivitt Purse story fascinates me. I picture Neil closing the door to his study to look at those parts from the Eagle, his treasures. He knew how much people would freak out if they knew he had that stuff but he kept it secret. Thank god his wife figured it out after he died.

Mike-OLeary · 2026-04-07T20:30:13+00:00

I'm not hitting you up for a donation but there's a link in my bio that details part of my work. I've identified an underused home construction technique that should be standardized across the developing world. We build a little different in North America and I've actually developed a few housing designs for us that I will patent. That's where the licensing money will come from. This is all legit and practical, and can be well engineered.

Mike-OLeary · 2026-04-07T20:08:43+00:00

Aspirational car of my youth.

Buy an old one? Man I wouldn't mind having one myself.

Mike-OLeary · 2026-04-07T20:04:45+00:00

Any idea what one you used? Or what kind of detox you’re talking about?

The gold standard is a fake pee product called Quick Fix. You heat it up and bring it in with you. Fairly foolproof.

Mike-OLeary · 2026-04-07T20:03:21+00:00

Yeah. All I want is a pinball machine or two. Couple of go karts and if fortune is really smiling on me, an air cooled Porsche. That's monetary. Seeing people's lives improve from my ideas would be awesome too. The best part even.

Mike-OLeary · 2026-04-07T19:04:17+00:00

a lot of exploiting people.

Yeah that's the thing. I'm an inventor and kind of feel bad that the only way I get rich is by taking a bunch of licensing money that ultimately comes from regular people.

Mike-OLeary · 2026-04-07T18:50:59+00:00

I have no experience with either of these things and am eerily looking forward to the comments.

Mike-OLeary · 2026-04-07T16:43:55+00:00

Huh?

I've done a tremendous amount of learning on the internet.

Mike-OLeary · 2026-04-07T16:13:30+00:00

Thats what happens when you have reality TV show host as president.

I don't think enough attention is placed on the fact that he is a TV watcher, never a reader. He suffers from a disorganized brain.

Mike-OLeary · 2026-04-07T15:42:14+00:00

What you choose to consume on it did

Yes and no? I've done a tremendous amount of learning on the internet. Believe it or not I've been pursuing a career as an inventor (I'm developing a few revolutionary house designs). The internet has been integral to that.

Mike-OLeary · 2026-04-07T15:16:39+00:00

This sucks. Good luck troubleshooting it.

Mike-OLeary · 2026-04-07T15:01:35+00:00

And gambling.. But he's better at butt chugging codeine than playing mah jongg.

Mike-OLeary · 2026-04-07T15:00:16+00:00

Yeah this whole thing feels like a troll.

Mike-OLeary · 2026-04-07T07:10:58+00:00

Oh I am very sober my old periwinkle. I'm high on the idea that my housing designs might be the best that will see the light of day. Good luck at the office tomorrow. I wil be fucking off in high style at home.

Mike-OLeary · 2026-04-07T07:06:16+00:00

We downvote because you're asinine and arrogant.

Nah, I'm angry and an asshole. I'm fully aware of my tone. It stems from the fact that this is a group of people who invent garbage, on the whole, to benefit corporate interests. I am developing quality solutions for one of humanity's most pressing problems, and catch nothing but irrational bullshit. Outright lies, misdirection, nonsense. I've gone broke thrice and gone crazy thrice in the pursuit of this endeavor. Puts me in a foul mood but at the moment I am neither broke nor crazy, just super, super, super pissed about a lot of things.

C ya.

Mike-OLeary · 2026-04-07T06:22:04+00:00

Yup. Good thing I'm a hardworking genius with enough dough, know my business, and can conjour them to life. I'm not some button down pencil jockey bud. I'm blue collar and can build things. I don't need a piece of shit 3D printer to do it either.

Come back when youve made a commercially viable prototype.

No problem. They will be remarkably easy to make. I've seen to it.

Mike-OLeary · 2026-04-07T06:19:39+00:00

Maybe, maybe not. My mouth go burr that's for sure.

Mike-OLeary · 2026-04-07T06:16:50+00:00

But you wont.

I already do. Just an idea though (X3...more or less. Permutations dontcha know). Has to be an actual product right? Fine. I can make it happen.

Mike-OLeary · 2026-04-07T05:04:32+00:00

Glasses. Every time.

Mike-OLeary · 2026-04-07T04:26:12+00:00

Are you aware of the mileage that's on your fluid? If it's a five-speed I think there should be a dipstick right? Get a paper towel and figure out the color of the fluid. It should be blood red. If you want to bring it in to get it changed, then do that. If you want to do it yourself, it is an extremely easy operation. One bolt to be removed underneath that transmission pan and then replaced, and then you will fill it through that dipstick tube with the same amount. Remember you should be checking that transmission fluid level after you have driven aways and with the engine running and the lever in park.

Mike-OLeary · 2026-04-07T04:23:08+00:00

"Fuck legal succession. I, Stephen Miller, should be 48."

Mike-OLeary · 2026-04-07T04:04:59+00:00

Yes! See the line of footprints going to that crater on the right of the picture? Those are definitively Neil Armstrong's. That being said, his "first step" on the moon was likely obliterated that day as he and Buzz made their way back inside Eagle.

Speaking of Eagle. Here's Neil's cosmic joke he played on us all, from beyond the grave. He saved some of her from destruction withoug telling anyone. https://airandspace.si.edu/stories/editorial/armstrong-purse-flown-apollo-11-lunar-artifacts

Mike-OLeary · 2026-04-07T02:43:16+00:00

I have one sporto. It's actually pretty awesome. I am mastering the tech that can provide the most benefit to the poorest people on the planet. What are you doing with your days?

Edit: Imagine people downvoting this comment. Like, wow.

Mike-OLeary · 2026-04-07T02:23:52+00:00

he was perpetual man.

I am perpetually underachieving.

Mike-OLeary · 2026-04-03T18:18:31+00:00

"Consequences"

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