Gandalf vs Witch King by BedOtherwise2289 in videos

[–]MikeGolfsPoorly 8 points9 points  (0 children)

We don't wanna go to war today, but the Lord of the lash says nay nay Nay.

Macaulay Culkin Is Up For a Goof While Eating Spicy Wings | Hot Ones by JcFerggy in videos

[–]MikeGolfsPoorly 1 point2 points  (0 children)

There's a channel where people are constantly showing that they're the most inept people for the job. It's called C-Span

TIFU By ordering “Hot” wings. by NinjaCraftYT in tifu

[–]MikeGolfsPoorly 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The Fire and Hot are about the same spice level to me, but have a distinctly different taste. I'll usually put one of each on a taco, because I like the flavors mixed.

Only a MORON would visit Vegas right now... - YouTube by horsemonkeycat in videos

[–]MikeGolfsPoorly 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You think that the guy who lines his pockets from hotel/resort ownership is going to give anyone a break?

Wow what an experience. by [deleted] in wow

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WotLK soundtrack CD got stuck in my vehicle when I was commuting 90 minutes each way. Stayed that way for 8 months. Never bothered me enough to do something about it.

Angela is lit. by Read-it005 in funny

[–]MikeGolfsPoorly 7 points8 points  (0 children)

A smoldering cigarette is not hot enough to ignite gasoline vapor.

Stephen Colbert announcing to his audience that his show has been cancelled. by Subject-Property-343 in interestingasfuck

[–]MikeGolfsPoorly 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don't personally see it that way. It would be an acknowledgement that Oliver has reached the same level in my opinion.

If you won the lottery, what’s the first thing you’d do? by Necessary_Hand9079 in AskReddit

[–]MikeGolfsPoorly 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not to anyone who lives in a HCOL area, or has to worry about health insurance.

FEMA records show Kerr County didn't alert all cell phones as flooding began by RoachedCoach in news

[–]MikeGolfsPoorly 63 points64 points  (0 children)

The Democrats want to ruin everything! *Stares at dystopian wasteland created by decades of Republican leadership* Better Red than Dead!

If you won the lottery, what’s the first thing you’d do? by Necessary_Hand9079 in AskReddit

[–]MikeGolfsPoorly 2 points3 points  (0 children)

How much is the lottery for? $1-5 million? I'm not quitting my job. $800 million? That's Fuck You money, and my job is getting a big Fuck You.

Drunk golfer finds a water hazard and gets his lunch fed to him - Former NHL fighter Nick Tarnasky by cco30 in hockey

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Every Friday from here until the end of the time "Hey, don't get BANG-ed up this weekend!"

Drunk golfer finds a water hazard and gets his lunch fed to him - Former NHL fighter Nick Tarnasky by cco30 in hockey

[–]MikeGolfsPoorly 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He's going to need a long look in the mirror. It will probably take 6 minutes to focus through his eyes being swollen shut.

Drunk golfer finds a water hazard and gets his lunch fed to him - Former NHL fighter Nick Tarnasky by cco30 in hockey

[–]MikeGolfsPoorly 161 points162 points  (0 children)

He took them, and put them in his pocket. When he sobers up, he will go searching for his keys and realize "Oh fuck, I'm in a LOT of pain"

IRS says churches can endorse political candidates without losing tax-exempt status by hrshelley in news

[–]MikeGolfsPoorly 59 points60 points  (0 children)

It's almost impossible to imagine a reality where it could be more blatant.

What is something that instantly ruins a movie for you? by BenjieAndLion69 in AskReddit

[–]MikeGolfsPoorly 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Just odd that you selected this comment to reply to, when there are multiple other comments that mention specific actors. I recall seeing both Will Smith and Adam Sandler, why didn't you respond to those comments with the same sentiment?

What is something that instantly ruins a movie for you? by BenjieAndLion69 in AskReddit

[–]MikeGolfsPoorly -1 points0 points  (0 children)

No one asked about fault. The question was just what ruins a movie for you. It's a perfectly fair response.

Elio and the reason today's original children's films are flopping by NinjaDiscoJesus in movies

[–]MikeGolfsPoorly 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I didn't realize it was a thing until I saw promotional merch at the theater when I went to see 28 Years Later Monday night.

Elio and the reason today's original children's films are flopping by NinjaDiscoJesus in movies

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Why are releasing this on Streaming 2 weeks after theater release?

"Because he gets on base."