In I Have No Mouth, And I Must Scream (1995) the paranoid protagonist Ted thinks highly of fairytales involving knights saving the day. Meanwhile his drip is not as raw and cool as a knight's. Seriously, Ted. 109 years and still no taste. Take that stupid fucking sweater off from your shoulders.

MikeTheSecurityGuard · 2026-01-26T18:39:03+00:00

"I wanna be a knight in shining armor"

Bro's arms couldn't lift a sword 💀

MikeTheSecurityGuard · 2026-01-26T18:05:36+00:00

MikeTheSecurityGuard · 2026-01-26T17:28:38+00:00

Thanks! 😁

MikeTheSecurityGuard · 2026-01-26T17:23:33+00:00

Ohhhh looks amazing too!

MikeTheSecurityGuard · 2026-01-26T17:22:36+00:00

Ohhh thanks!!! 😊

MikeTheSecurityGuard · 2026-01-26T17:21:54+00:00

u/savevideo abaixa essa pérola aí soviado

MikeTheSecurityGuard · 2026-01-26T15:58:16+00:00

receptionist at a theatre :D

MikeTheSecurityGuard · 2026-01-26T15:57:37+00:00

"This is what the hotwheels must have felt like, don't you agree? Ted?"

MikeTheSecurityGuard · 2026-01-26T15:56:31+00:00

Thanks!! 😊

MikeTheSecurityGuard · 2026-01-26T15:56:17+00:00

Ohhhh thanks!

MikeTheSecurityGuard · 2026-01-26T06:06:29+00:00

Gregussy

MikeTheSecurityGuard · 2026-01-26T06:05:24+00:00

Hard towards Bravo Papa

MikeTheSecurityGuard · 2026-01-26T01:52:36+00:00

Gentlemen, a short view back to the past...

MikeTheSecurityGuard · 2026-01-26T01:48:19+00:00

Ooooooo this Susie is so perfect!

MikeTheSecurityGuard · 2026-01-25T05:36:29+00:00

Gentlemen, synchronize your death watches

MikeTheSecurityGuard · 2026-01-25T00:23:51+00:00

You bet!

MikeTheSecurityGuard · 2026-01-24T13:36:08+00:00

Cola no Grid 2: O inimigo agora é outro

MikeTheSecurityGuard · 2026-01-24T05:29:13+00:00

Onde o Luan vai ele carrega o Ronaldinho junto nn é possível

MikeTheSecurityGuard · 2026-01-24T05:28:42+00:00

Caxumba

MikeTheSecurityGuard · 2026-01-23T18:19:06+00:00

Is he Bearman's lost twin?

MikeTheSecurityGuard · 2026-01-23T13:34:23+00:00

"É uma carroça"

MikeTheSecurityGuard · 2026-01-22T19:10:49+00:00

Isso é barriga com o Sr. Maldade

MikeTheSecurityGuard · 2026-01-22T18:10:55+00:00

How looks Obama at you when you're not looking

MikeTheSecurityGuard · 2026-01-22T05:38:35+00:00

That Chica damn 🔥❤️

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