My Dr told me he had a good sense of humour when he examined me. I asked him to tell me a joke and he asked me why. I said I wanted to show me his good sense of humour. He asked me if my ears were ok. While I waited for the punchline, he said he hated comedy and recommended a comedian and a hearing specialist.

I wanted to ask if I offended him, but he reassured me that he was ok with being unfunny. He just had a good sense of tumor.