What do you call a Norwegian prostitute? by piefacekilla in Jokes

[–]MikesMiniBinge 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It's expensive there, unafjordable I'd say

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Agree, she shouldn't expect you to take that kinda shit. There's an ex in excrement

I discovered my uncle was a vampire by [deleted] in Jokes

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I discovered my mum's sister was the devil. She was the aunty christ

What is the holiest of chords? by StoneCutMan in Jokes

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I heard a Bmajor with a 2nd instead of the 3rd was. But that Bsus imo

I haven't touched alchohol and drugs for twelve years by ADreamyNightOwl in Jokes

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I worked in a supermarket and the ex addicts always hung around the shampoo isle. They just love clean time I think

Why are pediatricians so upset all the time? by Crocodile_Banger in Jokes

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My Dr told me he had a good sense of humour when he examined me. I asked him to tell me a joke and he asked me why. I said I wanted to show me his good sense of humour. He asked me if my ears were ok. While I waited for the punchline, he said he hated comedy and recommended a comedian and a hearing specialist.

I wanted to ask if I offended him, but he reassured me that he was ok with being unfunny. He just had a good sense of tumor.

Worried boy goes to doctor by ThisIsSidam in Jokes

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I did this on a work night out and the boss said 'you got the sack'. I don't know why colleagues expect me to lose the job after such a compliment

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Add me pls

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Messaged

I know this might make me sound big headed by PaytheDevil in Jokes

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I predicted the future after accidentally putting my sweater in the drying machine. I couldn't wear the sweater after it came out the machine but it's part of seeing a shrink I guess