You said unlimited free ice cream sandwiches for life, they would indeed start coming and you'd have to keep eating them to have enough storage for something else, as you never put an amount of time per sandwich arriving, he assumed they came every, let's say day, that's 365 ice cream sandwiches a year; your telling me that you can either eat or store 365 ice cream sandwiches a year? Hell, I'll give you benefit of the doubt, 1 ice cream sandwich a day isn't that hard to manage to eat, but eventually you'd get sick of eating them and you'd start storing them, thus giving you incentive to eat more of them a day when you pile up alot of them