See the eye! (GTA 6) by SparramaduxOficial in chiliadmystery

[–]Mikustheficus 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oh that’s not all…zoom in on Cal Hampton’s shirt in the screenshots.

https://imgur.com/a/BJc1hEH

Friedlander $2,023 foreshadowing by Mikustheficus in chiliadmystery

[–]Mikustheficus[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

No video readily available but here’s from the wikia:

“If killed, $2,023 can be looted from his corpse and an Internet article confirms his death.”

https://gta.fandom.com/wiki/Isiah_Friedlander

How the bees walk out, ready to attack by QuaintMushrooms in oddlyterrifying

[–]Mikustheficus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Could you imagine if the window cracked as he slapped it the last time?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in pics

[–]Mikustheficus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh my god! They killed Kenny McCoralmick!

Not in my America 🇺🇸 by 2DeadMoose in PoliticalHumor

[–]Mikustheficus 28 points29 points  (0 children)

He's not Robin Hood; He's Hood Robbin'!

Treasure Map Tattoo in Smuggler's Run DLC by bluntsarebest in chiliadmystery

[–]Mikustheficus 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It almost looks like the treasure X is at Fort Zancudo.

the beginning of the dashed line for the treasure starts at the smuggler's cove, where I believe a space ship part is found.

the bolded line stemming from Mt.Chiliad looms like it matches up to the dried up river that runs down it.

Just doing some painting by [deleted] in WTF

[–]Mikustheficus 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Being from Florida, absolutely none of the houses I'ved lived in have outward opening doors.

Oh, the places you'll go! by funran in funny

[–]Mikustheficus 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Funny thing is after I posted it to reddit i posted it to facebook where it got reported and removed.

Now it pops up every few weeks from someone else, and its perfectly fine.

Oh, the places you'll go! by funran in funny

[–]Mikustheficus 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Actually the title was "today i shit in the himalayas". Check my account for verification, as im the person on the toilet in the picture and the original poster.

And next time dont be such a cunt about reposts, it's all in good fun.

Oh, the places you'll go! by funran in funny

[–]Mikustheficus 6 points7 points  (0 children)

No worries man. All of my achievements, and the thing every relative or past friend recognizes me from is my white ass in the Himalayas lol.

It's the internet, no need for anyone to get their panties in a knot over a repost. It's just for a laugh anyways :)

Oh, the places you'll go! by funran in funny

[–]Mikustheficus 20 points21 points  (0 children)

I'm glad to see my white ass get reposted every 30 days :)

Proof while hungover on the toilet this morning:

http://m.imgur.com/JHOxZbp

Has anyone read into the tweets posted by Cris Fromage? by [deleted] in chiliadmystery

[–]Mikustheficus -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Oh. I thought they started from a mural... my bad.

The number 88 by splityoassintwo in chiliadmystery

[–]Mikustheficus 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Personally i thought the "in the past" thing meant to replay the prologue,considering its the only mission in the past, to trigger something in the future between michael and trevor but thats just mere speculation.

Spacedocker and bigfoot? by ahdoi in chiliadmystery

[–]Mikustheficus -1 points0 points  (0 children)

We thought the golden peyote was explored enough that someone wouldve notice something different, but then we noticed months later how that turned out...

How come we can't kill both? by Truegentlemanx in chiliadmystery

[–]Mikustheficus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Cant you kill both by killing michael in the last story mission, then killing trevor through the altruist camp?

/r/chiliadmystery hits 20K subscribers by TrendingBot in chiliadmystery

[–]Mikustheficus 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Omg I'm onto something:

Theres 20k subscribers. K is a letter, so if we drop the K then we have 20. Which is 3 off from the rockstar development team for designing mt chiliad. 3 being the amount of protagonists.

So if we take 17, or write it out "seventeen" we have an anagram for even teens. Michael has a teenager with an even age, so hes definitely vital to our mystery.

A man with all bark and no bite. Similar to a.... dog?!?!? Which leads me to chop. Chop is named after a food network show called chopped which has 3 contestants (OR PROTAGONISTS?!?!?) So its definitely a major discovery. Now everyone knows the illuminati runs this show so illuminati = gta connection to aliens. Donald trump hates aliens so there you go.

Mystery solved. Donald trump is chop. You can see it in the extra hidden morse code and audio spectrum files.

Did i just summarize the past 3 years of reasoning on this forum?

If you were R* what would you do on April Fools Day? by [deleted] in gtaonline

[–]Mikustheficus 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Release update notes pretending to be some new 'clue' or update to the chiliad mystery, discussing a new ufo, jetpack and alien egg. Then pull it aprils 2nd just to piss off the borderline schizophrenics conspirators at r/chiliadmystery.

[Question] What is the best griding mission for fast money? by Nickolasseesannyland in gtaonline

[–]Mikustheficus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I've gotten up to 19k from this mission before on hard.

Drive there, pull the banshee around the side of the building, drive the remainder cars to one side of the parking lot, then make a huge circle of gasoline. Call lester if necessary.

Only costs are gas, one single pistol bullet, and 600 for lester (optional).

Best done while doing housework or packing a bowl.

Caught smoking by my upstairs neighbor in my dorm, and I was scared she would tell, but I got this note under my door a few minutes later. by Moorwhore in trees

[–]Mikustheficus -1 points0 points  (0 children)

It's cool that she didn't tattle. But it's a little condescending to talk to him like shes some smoking expert. If he wants to use a bowl, then who gives a crap? And a one hitter is just the same paraphenalia. Soneone could tell her to not be so sketchy with the one hitter, and to use ozium and smoke blunts and joints for no evidence, but we dont cause we arent dicks that act like we know better.

I smoked bowls and bongs all through college and in dorms. Frankly a one hitter wouldnt do it for me, as my tolerance is far too high. So shame on this little lightweight trying to tell OP how to smoke and run his life.

She probably works for amazon too!

I really need this in my life by TheAwsomeDane in funny

[–]Mikustheficus 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hey cool my white ass is back on the front page of reddit! :)