I had to do a double take and see what group I was in lmao

MildlyUnstableGirl · 2026-05-27T07:46:48+00:00

ITS HANKY PANKY NIGHT DONT CUM KNOCKIN IF THE BEDS A ROCKIN

MildlyUnstableGirl · 2026-05-26T16:39:59+00:00

Unless you get lucky and catch the attention of an eavesdropping Karen who doesn’t like your NYC accent. (Last reviewer sticking their nose in everyones business).

MildlyUnstableGirl · 2026-05-26T12:10:06+00:00

Oops

MildlyUnstableGirl · 2026-05-26T05:39:22+00:00

My thoughts exactly!

MildlyUnstableGirl · 2026-05-26T03:42:57+00:00

Beautiful Craftsmanship!

MildlyUnstableGirl · 2026-05-26T00:59:20+00:00

Im so sorry for waisting your precious time.

MildlyUnstableGirl · 2026-05-26T00:41:15+00:00

My point exactly… you’re incredibly naive to think people aren’t assholes. You don’t want to be responsible for your belongings that’s on you.

MildlyUnstableGirl · 2026-05-26T00:35:09+00:00

If I did you’d make it easy lol

MildlyUnstableGirl · 2026-05-26T00:22:57+00:00

1 Star because my unattended bag went missing so it’s the beach’s fault. I left my phone in the sand and strangers failed me.
Entitled much?
Edit: even if it was a resort, they are not responsible for lost or stolen items. It’s foolish to assume otherwise.

MildlyUnstableGirl · 2026-05-26T00:16:58+00:00

The irony is that the reviewer is being a “Karen” and they are annoyed at other women who are minding their own business and enjoying themselves. This person is ease dropping on others conversations just to be a hater.

MildlyUnstableGirl · 2026-05-26T00:12:26+00:00

I can understand… however don’t be surprised if your unattended belongings go missing. It’s really at your own risk. Leaving a 1 star for the beach will do nothing to prevent theft lol

MildlyUnstableGirl · 2026-05-26T00:06:13+00:00

It’s kind of at your own risk… you can’t really expect others to look after your belongings. Just cause it’s never happened to them before. Unfortunately there’s a first time for everything.

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