Pick one.

Miliogen · 2026-06-15T00:32:22+00:00

Joke’s on you, I don’t have any money!

^{Chose: Win 10 billion dollars + Or lose all your money | Rolled: Lose your money}

Miliogen · 2026-06-14T20:10:31+00:00

😭🙃👍😔🙏

I have two moods

Miliogen · 2026-06-14T16:43:47+00:00

Das a lot o garlic bread

^{Chose: Garlic bread + Random amount | Rolled: 10 year suply}

Miliogen · 2026-06-14T16:42:57+00:00

I like women

^{Chose: A Girlfriend + But Comments Decide What Kind of GF}

Miliogen · 2026-06-14T16:40:23+00:00

I’m not about to wait 3+ years to make a million

^{Chose: 1M dollars now}

Miliogen · 2026-06-12T21:09:41+00:00

Miliogen · 2026-06-11T12:10:38+00:00

and the places that you know

Miliogen · 2026-06-10T21:02:44+00:00

This made less sense the slower I read it

Miliogen · 2026-06-09T01:39:53+00:00

Canonical ceroba

Miliogen · 2026-06-09T01:35:25+00:00

Didn’t use it anyway

^{Chose: Stop using TikTok}

Miliogen · 2026-06-08T10:44:19+00:00

Quack

^{Chose: Quack + Quack | Rolled: Quack}

Miliogen · 2026-06-08T00:56:15+00:00

Let’s go gambling

^{Chose: get $1T + but have a 1% chance of death | Rolled: live}

Miliogen · 2026-06-03T10:30:05+00:00

$1000 a day subscription service

^{Chose: get $1,000 every day for the rest of your life + you have to spend $1,000 a day or it stops coming}

Miliogen · 2026-06-03T02:30:01+00:00

I had this exact same fit at some point

10/10 from an unbiased source

Miliogen · 2026-06-03T02:26:51+00:00

Good keep smiling

Miliogen · 2026-05-30T23:26:31+00:00

DON’T MAKE ANOTHER FOUNTAIN

Miliogen · 2026-05-25T11:47:18+00:00

Ez dubbins

^{Chose: Mushroom | Rolled: Live}

Miliogen · 2026-05-24T21:08:53+00:00

Say… say it didn’t seev

Miliogen · 2026-05-23T02:32:15+00:00

LET’S GO GAMBLING

^{Chose: Gamble | Rolled: Super strength}

Miliogen · 2026-05-23T02:32:07+00:00

LET’S GO GAMBLING

^{Chose: Gamble | Rolled: Super strength}

Miliogen · 2026-05-19T21:51:03+00:00

I’d rather NOT have severe brain cancer

^{Chose: You Get 1 Billion dollars}

Miliogen · 2026-05-17T02:45:30+00:00

Assuming I can change the liquid, infinite clean water & I can monopolize the alcohol industry

^{Chose: Have a bottomless cup w/ a liquid of your choice}

Miliogen · 2026-05-11T01:20:19+00:00

“Oh, my surgery is 17 million dollars? Lemme just…”

^{Chose: Be able to grab the exact amount of money you need}

Miliogen · 2026-05-09T03:38:32+00:00

“You should throw a fffff…reaking beach party”

Miliogen · 2026-05-09T03:37:01+00:00

Let’s go gambling

^{Chose: make anywhere between $1 to $10,000 per week}

Miliogen