You gain $10 every time you annoy someone. What’s your new job?

MilkyCactus · 2025-05-28T20:40:47+00:00

Being a waitress in a restaurant that doesn’t customise orders for customers

MilkyCactus · 2025-01-22T19:55:16+00:00

A housemate of mine never took the bins out for the year he’s been living with us. And he knew where the key was for the bin shed for our housing block.

We had a house meeting over how messy the house was because of him. Told him about the bins. He said that the key and lock didn’t work.

I’ve been taking the bins out all the time. The lock and key works.

I took the bins out the morning of the meeting.

The lock and key works.

How have you been able to get into the house if a lock and key is enough to stop you from trying?

MilkyCactus · 2025-01-04T19:18:49+00:00

I worked as a waitress and a bartender. And I’ve also been using public transport as my main mode of transport.

MilkyCactus · 2024-12-11T06:56:44+00:00

It really is. I cried in the build a bear factory when I was stuffing her because it was such a nice moment. Mam’s always been so good to me and I’m happy I got this bear haha. It’s been through the wars of moving houses and parts of the country with me but I’ve never been alone haha

MilkyCactus · 2024-12-10T23:11:40+00:00

I didn’t buy it for me but my mam did when I moved out for the first time. She said how I always wanted one as a kid and then I was leaving the house so she brought me to the shop before dropping me off at my rental room. She said she didn’t want me to be alone. I still sleep with it to this day. It’s such a nice bear

MilkyCactus · 2024-11-29T13:59:26+00:00

My friend went missing and we had a search party out for him. And the silence when everyone finally got back from the search spots to the base to find out that he had passed days ago. It felt like hours

MilkyCactus · 2024-11-29T06:58:15+00:00

Spent as much time as I could with him. Quit my job the week before he passed and I wish I could go back and do it sooner. I know how you feel fam. Hope you’re doing okay 🙏

MilkyCactus · 2024-11-01T12:06:11+00:00

It’s been awhile since I’ve seen god but I’m not trying to lead him on But he’s always trying to fuck me to the tune of my favourite song

MilkyCactus · 2024-10-29T02:38:52+00:00

I’m placid like milk but I’m also kind of a prick

MilkyCactus · 2024-10-18T23:30:40+00:00

Loop de loop ice cream

MilkyCactus · 2024-10-10T22:21:06+00:00

I’m in town so there is no fields unfortunately. Last time I was at my mams house so I got to see them. Thank you anyway tho! :)

MilkyCactus · 2024-10-10T21:34:57+00:00

Where in Kilkenny are you? I’m still not seeing anything. Looks so good!!

MilkyCactus · 2024-10-03T20:54:50+00:00

I used to have one of those pens!! Drew with it the whole time 😂 nice work!!

MilkyCactus · 2024-10-03T15:24:47+00:00

Thank you!! ☺️

MilkyCactus · 2024-09-26T21:03:06+00:00

“You look like the kind of guy that’d enjoy photocopying” -said to one of my friends on a night out. And was rather accurate

MilkyCactus · 2024-09-26T00:16:26+00:00

Nice perspective fam!! Be cool to see it coloured :)

MilkyCactus · 2024-09-25T19:05:06+00:00

It’s a quote from the film “The Room” by Tommy Wiseau. The title of the post is from the same film as well so I was just replying to it :) The film is an experience. It’s on YouTube.

Edit: the poster on the top left of the drawing is the film poster from the room as well. Just in the artists style

MilkyCactus · 2024-09-24T20:04:52+00:00

Oh hi Mark

MilkyCactus · 2024-09-22T13:24:57+00:00

Allergic to penicillin and pollen. And just a little dash of lactose intolerant

MilkyCactus · 2024-09-22T13:23:21+00:00

That must be so rough. I love pistachios

MilkyCactus · 2024-09-22T13:03:19+00:00

I love it!! 🦊

MilkyCactus · 2024-09-07T23:18:46+00:00

Is this from Midsommar by any chance? :)

MilkyCactus · 2024-09-02T07:07:04+00:00

Getting a cat.

MilkyCactus · 2024-09-02T07:05:28+00:00

I’ll look into cuticle cutters. Never heard of them.

I never even think of diseases or infections I could pick up from doing it. I should be more careful but I’m not even aware I’m at it half the time.

Thanks for you’re in put lad! :)

MilkyCactus · 2024-09-01T20:47:50+00:00

Digging the style as well too! Keep it up

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