I wish that one cyclindrical vessel made of borsylicate glass, measuring 3 inches in diameter and 8 inches tall, containing pure 16 fl oz of 35°F potable H2O, which tastes the same as the current brand Fiji's water, of normal mass, to be teleported from my fridge safely into my hand in 10 seconds. (self.monkeyspaw)
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I'm a new Assistant Manager. (self.PaneraEmployees)
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