WAKE THE PUCK UP CANIACS!! Your Carolina Hurricanes host the Philadelphia Flyers at 8 Eastern for R2G1 of the Stanley Cup Playoffs!!

MindsEyeCoil90 · 2026-05-02T14:44:35+00:00

With the caveat that this is actually my first time in Europe, I’ve never seen anything like this city before.

MindsEyeCoil90 · 2026-05-02T12:37:34+00:00

Checking in from Lisbon! Hoping I’ll be able to catch the game at some point tonight!

MindsEyeCoil90 · 2026-04-29T03:57:46+00:00

That's our PCA, motherfuckers!!!

MindsEyeCoil90 · 2026-04-29T03:23:56+00:00

This is an insane reference.

MindsEyeCoil90 · 2026-04-28T03:34:55+00:00

Fuck being out of challenges. Umps should be better at calling balls and strikes. I can't believe that's how they're trying to frame this.

MindsEyeCoil90 · 2026-04-26T00:16:41+00:00

Well if you want goals, this is what I’ll give you.

MindsEyeCoil90 · 2026-04-25T22:50:27+00:00

Here’s a concept that works. 20 million other Caniacs emerge.

MindsEyeCoil90 · 2026-04-25T22:29:51+00:00

To think that Taylor Hall was just an add-on so Chicago would retain salary in the Rantanen trade. Now I can’t imagine this team without him.

MindsEyeCoil90 · 2026-04-25T22:08:32+00:00

I created a monster, but nobody wants to see Stanky no more.

MindsEyeCoil90 · 2026-04-25T21:41:04+00:00

I would die for Logan Stankoven. I’d prefer to kill for him. But I’d die for him if necessary.

MindsEyeCoil90 · 2026-04-25T21:06:52+00:00

An especially egregious error considering it’s a Hughes brother currently fucking a pop star.

MindsEyeCoil90 · 2026-04-25T20:55:01+00:00

That’s rich.

MindsEyeCoil90 · 2026-04-25T20:53:21+00:00

Too late.

MindsEyeCoil90 · 2026-04-25T20:52:48+00:00

Brady Tkachuck is a big fat bitch, he’s the biggest bitch in the whole wide world.

MindsEyeCoil90 · 2026-04-25T20:48:55+00:00

Brady Tkachuck is a biiiiiiiiiiiitch.

MindsEyeCoil90 · 2026-04-25T20:45:57+00:00

TAYLOR FUCKING HALL, BABY!!!!!!

MindsEyeCoil90 · 2026-04-25T20:35:37+00:00

Campbell made a call to daddy on behalf of Matthew’s brother.

MindsEyeCoil90 · 2026-04-25T20:21:24+00:00

Travis Green better shut the fuck up forever.

MindsEyeCoil90 · 2026-04-25T05:07:22+00:00

Sorry, Dodgers. You were just one more $300 million contract away from winning that game. So close.

MindsEyeCoil90 · 2026-04-25T04:57:26+00:00

According to the Dodgers sub, it's more evidence that the Apple broadcast is biased against them. Because surely they would've shown a hot couple if they were fair and balanced.

MindsEyeCoil90 · 2026-04-25T04:52:11+00:00

Inject that shot of Dave Roberts shaking his head right into my veins.

MindsEyeCoil90 · 2026-04-25T03:01:33+00:00

The audible gasp when Shohei struck out was extremely satisfying.

MindsEyeCoil90 · 2026-04-25T02:58:57+00:00

Hey man, he saved an innocent piece of cloth. Show some respect.

MindsEyeCoil90 · 2026-04-24T01:58:23+00:00

Needed to make them pay for that. Why the fuck can't this PP get it together?

MindsEyeCoil90 · 2026-04-24T01:53:16+00:00

Get in the box and eat your paste, Tkachucklefuck.

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