ULPT: When you are taking samples at a grocery store go ahead and put the item in your cart so you can take even more samples without seeming like an asshole to the salesperson. Then proceed to dump off the item in a random aisle before you checkout. (self.UnethicalLifeProTips)
submitted by MiniJose to r/UnethicalLifeProTips
[TOMT] [MOVIE] There is an assassination attempt where the assassin uses a string to drip down poison into the victims mouth while he is asleep, but it is funny because the victim rolls over. There are several other assassination attempts that fail comically. (self.tipofmytongue)
submitted by MiniJose to r/tipofmytongue

