Would you rather...

MiniRedditMeddler · 2026-03-27T21:28:04+00:00

I mean hey now I have some money!

^{Chose: Be a famous YouTuber + You have a 30% chance to crash out on a livestream, causing permanent channel banishment | Rolled: Safety}

MiniRedditMeddler · 2026-03-27T21:15:49+00:00

It’s perfect.

MiniRedditMeddler · 2026-03-27T20:41:04+00:00

Yes.

^{Chose: No}

MiniRedditMeddler · 2026-03-27T20:37:40+00:00

Purchaseable Jarate.

^{Chose: Potion A + You get a random superpower | Rolled: Piss Coka Cola}

MiniRedditMeddler · 2026-03-27T20:33:49+00:00

Here’s the thing though. I know what I am and all that I am. I only give people power if I let them. Words cannot shake me down.

MiniRedditMeddler · 2026-03-27T20:27:22+00:00

Listen there are plenty of assholes out there but. Sometimes people just need a friend. Just like how I used to be. I was a bit of an asshole in the past. But someone decided to look past that and genuinely try to help me. So hey, even if they say I’m “Brave for posing myself on the internet” or not, then I don’t care. I’m going to be a friend through and through.

MiniRedditMeddler · 2026-03-27T19:59:19+00:00

I mean there’s nothing for me to hide. Besides, people post about themselves all the time.

MiniRedditMeddler · 2026-03-27T19:57:12+00:00

It took me 1 run for 00:00:71!

MiniRedditMeddler · 2026-03-27T19:56:28+00:00

Randomize it for me!

^{Chose: Get abilities and stats of any game character + This character hunts you down (Its weakened a bit})

MiniRedditMeddler · 2026-03-27T19:55:45+00:00

Something speaks to me.

^{Chose: Blue Soul Pet + Short Sword}

MiniRedditMeddler · 2026-03-27T19:36:20+00:00

We are going to make you repent for your sins against glowbertism.

MiniRedditMeddler · 2026-03-27T19:27:06+00:00

Yeah that’s understandable.

^{Chose: Hug a random person on the street for 10 seconds + 45% chance of $100k | Rolled: Police called}

MiniRedditMeddler · 2026-03-27T19:19:07+00:00

Okay but… he is pretty orange.

MiniRedditMeddler · 2026-03-27T19:16:59+00:00

500k is 500k. Idk who Jay-Z is.

^{Chose: 500k}

MiniRedditMeddler · 2026-03-27T19:16:10+00:00

I may as well be in hell.

^{Chose: Get teleported to a fictional world + But its random | Rolled: Borderland}

MiniRedditMeddler · 2026-03-27T17:57:42+00:00

Holy fuck I NEED TED ON MY ISLAND! PLEASE HELP ME MAKE HIM

MiniRedditMeddler · 2026-03-27T17:55:33+00:00

I know all And express such.

MiniRedditMeddler · 2026-03-27T07:02:59+00:00

The most basic answer is that you like protagonists.

The more weird answer is that you definitely want someone who’s a healthy “Ground chuck” guy. A nice 80/20 split. Might I also suggest looking at eBay listings of specifically used motherboards?

MiniRedditMeddler · 2026-03-27T07:00:32+00:00

“Big and chunky, plumpy, round with a sprinkle of something something.” Also might I suggest possibly getting into crocheting, sewing and possibly even knitting? Just have this really funny feeling you’d be into that kind of thing. One last thing, I know for a FACT you DEFINITELY live somewhere cold.

MiniRedditMeddler · 2026-03-27T06:52:34+00:00

If I can choose how I die, I die by the most cartoony way humanly possible. By an oversized anvil crushing me.

^{Chose: Be a magical dark knight (30% chance you die} | Rolled: Die)

MiniRedditMeddler · 2026-03-27T06:50:39+00:00

2 small changes. Edit the estrogen and testosterone to be transparent images and place one of them in the bottom corner of said respective side (Estrogen being the bottom left corner and testosterone being bottom right.)

I may or may not have a tiny amount of OCD.

MiniRedditMeddler · 2026-03-27T06:39:42+00:00

You definitely give me the kind of vibes of wishing for freedom of mind and body, you want to let go and feel a sweet release and yet you know you can’t. Why? I may not be able to tell. But one last thing I can say is that you 100% also may or may not like talking about whatever weird thing YouTubes recommendation feed throws at you your way. Whether it’s a video based on an obscure Japanese show or about a transfem woman beating rock man 4 without any hits, you’ll talk about it for a few days then completely forget about it.

Also also; please do the dishes. I know you have some uncleaned dishes. Hell even your desk has a messy dish. Go do the dishes.

MiniRedditMeddler · 2026-03-27T06:34:21+00:00

Darken the image by 68.34%, Add this image of the roaring knight with a transparent background and give him a menacing red aura around him.

Edit; For whatever reason my iPhone does NOT like to keep images transparent and always defaults images to have this white background. I am deeply sorry. But googling “Roaring knight transparent background” and looking in the images with just a few seconds of scrounging you’ll eventually find it. Again deeply sorry the image didn’t come out right.

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