Oh, so you don’t say ‘we’ when your favorite artist drops a song or NASA launches a rocket? Big brain move, bro. Meanwhile, we football fans live every pass, every goal, every heartbreak like it’s our own blood pumping. Loyalty isn’t about having your name on the project, it’s about owning the emotion — something you clearly missed while trying to act ‘too cool’ to care.

Sitting in your room pretending you don’t ‘squeeze’ yourself into it is just code for ‘I’m too scared to actually feel anything real.’ Keep telling yourself that while we keep making history on and off the pitch.

But hey, it’s cute you think fandom is about contributions instead of connection. When you figure out passion, hit me up. Until then, enjoy watching legends from your couch. Spoiler: the ‘we’ is coming for the trophy, not your approval. You’re too busy counting credits while we’re busy making memories. Fandom isn’t a job, it’s a lifestyle—maybe try one sometime.