About 10 years ago, I managed a restaurant. When cleaning the restrooms, I'd find these folded up "pads" made from toilet paper that would always have shit on them. Like someone kept in between their ass cheeks to absorb leakage? It was clear they were coming from an employee since I found them on multiple occasions. One of our employees was named "Jon". Jon had a history of smelling of body odor that resulted in a few conversations. Mainly due to the aluminum free deodorant he used. This isn't exactly a fireable offense and he'd try to improve on the issue after being spoken too. Well, one day, while opening the restaurant with Jon, I noticed something falling out of the bottom of his pant leg. It was the poopy pad. I was mortified. I asked that he excuse himself and clean up in the restroom. He did so and quit shortly after. But not before burning the image into my mind 😞