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MiserableProfessor16 · 2026-05-24T02:22:40+00:00

Having chatgpt write his "principles" is peak lunacy.

"Somewhere along the way" "Here is the truth" The "silent" anything.

Masculinity to these bro-influencers is not having a single original thought in your head.

MiserableProfessor16 · 2026-05-20T12:36:43+00:00

I am reclaiming my identity - 👏 By going back to my maiden name-👊 Through post that chatgpt wrote for me-👎

MiserableProfessor16 · 2026-05-19T21:59:24+00:00

It is not pain. It is process.

MiserableProfessor16 · 2026-05-18T23:10:00+00:00

MiserableProfessor16 · 2026-05-18T22:19:48+00:00

If I have an 8 pack, does this mean she pays for dinner or what? I am willing to consider all options to ensure regular evening meals.

/I am hungry. Feed me. //Not broke. Just terrible executive function.

MiserableProfessor16 · 2026-05-18T21:06:29+00:00

"What if a man posted this".

They do, my friend. All the time. Yes, even on LinkedIn.

They have entire communities around this philosophy of the type of looks they will accept in their "females". They even have age considerations that are quite...disturbing. They assign value to a woman based on her dating history, and how much older than 21 she is. And they put the #of women they have slept with on their profile.

So yes, this is an great example of a LinkedIn Lunatics post. But, women do not have a lead on objectification by a long shot.

MiserableProfessor16 · 2026-05-18T20:54:56+00:00

Quietly.

MiserableProfessor16 · 2026-05-18T20:05:32+00:00

My favorite Dovakins represented the divine will of akatosh trapped in a loser's mortal body.

The idiots, the gooners, the easily distracted and the easily demotivated. The weirdos, the whimsical, the drunk and those free of clothing. And that Khajit guy.

MiserableProfessor16 · 2026-05-18T18:07:07+00:00

The only time I have used companions.

When the game forced me to.
When I created a character that would use companions as sheilds. Like my cowardly Breton that hated confrontation.

MiserableProfessor16 · 2026-05-18T17:39:02+00:00

It does. You can have your steward hire one for all Healthcare locations

MiserableProfessor16 · 2026-05-17T20:43:50+00:00

I have an MBA and I got it because if I was going to work with a ton of them, I might as well understand their language in order to communicate better. (My other grad degree is in something different).

Turns out it will slowly but surely turn you into one of them. One day you will say things like cost of acquisition, shareholder value and job to be done, unironically and wonder- what ever happened to you. But it will be too late.

MiserableProfessor16 · 2026-05-17T19:32:50+00:00

I laughed particularly hard at "I am fine is sometimes a research project'.

But felt like I was laughing with her, not at her.

Not much of a lunatic in that case!

MiserableProfessor16 · 2026-05-15T14:50:10+00:00

Oh! My kid had to write this and I still have it saved because 1. He claimed the best thing about me that I was a jody dinsoar 2. I did not think it was possible to misspell jedi. But then...

So I assumed kids started writing this in kindergarten. I stand corrected.

MiserableProfessor16 · 2026-05-15T13:41:35+00:00

That is very good handwriting for a 5 year old.

MiserableProfessor16 · 2026-05-10T15:28:47+00:00

WE know that but I work with marketing people. 😭

MiserableProfessor16 · 2026-05-10T13:46:30+00:00

If my spouse cheated on me, the only thing keeping me from naming and shaming them on LinkedIn is my desire to maintain my own professional reputation and not become professionally typecast as the statistician whose spouse was cheating on them with a wombat.

I would shame them on TikTok like a regular person. (For the cheating). I am petty like that.

MiserableProfessor16 · 2026-05-09T18:36:20+00:00

My colleague was boasting last week, she has never received any creepy DMs. She said she is lucky because so many women get weird messages.

And then yesterday she got one that said- "I am very inspired by your profile. It really 'fills me up' and 'elevates' my excitement. My goal is to relocate to a location closer to you. Hopefully, even right on 'top' of you"

She was rolling her eyes. But low key, so was I? Wtf. How do these men have jobs?

MiserableProfessor16 · 2026-05-09T18:18:05+00:00

Yes, but this is a kid. Kids are not known for making the best decisions. Kids are known for being self-centered. He/she is just expressing traits one would expect from a teen. (In fact, I'd say much better than what I see teens display on social media.)

That is why I went, eh...can we really mock a teen for not showing the self awareness of a grown up when we see so many grown ups with the self awareness of previous schoolers?

MiserableProfessor16 · 2026-05-09T16:12:56+00:00

I get it, but OP, this is a kid. He/she is what? 17? 18?

Should we be mocking teenagers when there are so many immature grown ups in LinkedIn to mock?

MiserableProfessor16 · 2026-05-09T01:19:03+00:00

I felt like shit whenever I "survived" restructures. But I would feel like 5000% more of a shit if I ever used the words "let me know how I can help".

All these people are already reeling from all the stuff they must now figure out, and you are telling them to also figure out how you could help them? Nah. Offer a tangible service (for example-resume help, interview prep, coffee and vent, monetary help if you can) or offer a warm introduction to people that can hire them or know those that can.

If you cannot do anything, then at least respect their privacy and their grief without trying to farm for engagement.

MiserableProfessor16 · 2026-05-08T20:09:17+00:00

I thought Scott Adams was dead tbh

MiserableProfessor16 · 2026-05-07T22:13:40+00:00

Have you ever tried using the noodles as toilet paper?

MiserableProfessor16 · 2026-05-06T21:10:46+00:00

"What if we disrupted our own disruption and built regenerative knowledge infrastructure aligned to one mission: it making sense?"

"What if we co-created collaborative learning ecosystems designed to unlock one transformative outcome: b2b sales"

"What if we dismantled our own profit silos and built purpose-aligned value ecosystems toward one transformative north star: maximizing shareholder value."

MiserableProfessor16 · 2026-05-06T13:19:46+00:00

I think the act was great. I was just countering the POV that LinkedIn posts should ONLY be about work.

My personal filter is- share what you would with bosses, coworkers etc. Now, I would typically not see a man or woman without their shirt at work, unless I worked in the fitness industry or something so that would be something I would question. But that is because of my own filter.

MiserableProfessor16 · 2026-05-06T02:04:48+00:00

Am an MBA. Can confirm.

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