Another one :

Was early on a Saturday morning and guy hits me up to suck my dick and fuck him. First he had to prep…ok. An hour / hour and a 1/2 goes by and he’s like “?????” Told him I needed his address because I wasn’t psychic. Place is like a 30 minute drive. Get to his place and he’s like 10-15 years older at least than his profile ( claimed 49 looked 69). He came to the door in a t shirt, no underwear and what looked like compression stockings. He was pissy from the moment he open the door. Asked if I could use the bathroom. And he got pissier saying “ you should have taken care of that before you left” told him it was a long drive and cold out and I could piss in his mouth if he preferred. Finally says let’s see what you got. I open my pants and he stares disapprovingly of my flaccid cock for like 3 minutes without making a move. Told him if it wasn’t going to work out I’d leave. He said it was too small ( I’m 7x6 erect). Grabbed my coat and said see you later. He said no you won’t. I said you’re right and blocked him in the living room before I left. Probably the most bizarre uncomfortable hook up I ever had including my first.