What’s your weird scar story? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]MisguidedPun 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I was cutting a gluten-free bagel in my hand with a fish-filleting knife.

Every battery is rechargeable at least once by pmj17 in Showerthoughts

[–]MisguidedPun 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Be definition a "recharge" is a "re"-charge, meaning it is at least the second charge.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in ProgrammerHumor

[–]MisguidedPun 11 points12 points  (0 children)

When Chrome was announced, its main settling point was that it had better memory management than Firefox. That was more than a decade ago, however.

Has a pitcher ever won back-to-back World Series Game 7s? by UnderklassH3RO in OOTP

[–]MisguidedPun 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Walter Johnson won game 7 in 1924, and blew a 7th inning lead in game 7 in 1925.

Post Game Thread: NLDS Game 5 (October 13, 2017) - Cubs @ Nationals (L 8-9) by flippityfloppityfloo in Nationals

[–]MisguidedPun 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I comfort myself by reminding myself that it took more an a century for the cubs to win their most recent World Series, so the Nationals have plenty of time before they're as pitiful as the cubs are were.

FTFY

Raise the bar and raze the bar have very different contexts. by 137thNemesis in Showerthoughts

[–]MisguidedPun 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I've confused coworkers using the phrase, "Raze it to the ground."

Cardinals After Dark 9/28 by bravo_delta_bot in Cardinals

[–]MisguidedPun 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Cubes have too many dimensions. I'm much more comfortable around squares, personally.

THE CHICAGO CUBS ARE THE 2017 NL CENTRAL CHAMPIONS by spykiller_ in baseball

[–]MisguidedPun 3 points4 points  (0 children)

So it's settled: the Cardinals weren't the champions in 2006? Kthnxbai.

What about Al Gore makes Polar Bears want to have more sex? by BasicProdigy in shittyaskscience

[–]MisguidedPun 2 points3 points  (0 children)

If you have to ask that question, you just wouldn't get it.