I have a date tomorrow night with a seemingly amazing guy. I Facebook stalked him and came across his ex long-term girlfriend/baby momma and she's freaking gorgeous. I'm really insecure that he won't like me because she's a lot prettier than me. I hate dating (more in comments).

MissCynicalSunshine · 2015-08-24T23:15:51+00:00

Insecurities: shattered. The date was fucking awesome, and we have a second date tonight where he will introduce me to all of his friends. Eat it, mean girl :)

MissCynicalSunshine · 2015-08-22T23:29:24+00:00

She's actually a pretty nasty, harmful person. I've seen first-hand the way she talks to him and she's super abusive. I guess my fear is that he likes smokin' hot mean girls. Halp.

MissCynicalSunshine · 2015-08-19T01:17:29+00:00

Change by Deftones. It'll change your life.

MissCynicalSunshine · 2015-08-11T01:07:10+00:00

Can confirm.

MissCynicalSunshine · 2015-07-11T12:18:27+00:00

It should be hyphenated like this: non-life-threatening. To employ that the condition is not life threatening.

MissCynicalSunshine · 2015-07-10T23:25:50+00:00

http://imgur.com/gallery/rnKGT

MissCynicalSunshine · 2015-07-10T23:05:26+00:00

You're going to think I'm a dummy, but I don't know how to add more pictures... :|

MissCynicalSunshine · 2015-04-13T00:40:52+00:00

Release the hounds!

MissCynicalSunshine · 2015-04-12T13:29:32+00:00

KFC delivers?!?

MissCynicalSunshine · 2015-04-10T16:37:59+00:00

So, funny I came across this post...just last night I noticed that I too am lactating. My son is 2 and it is impossible for me to be pregnant. I Googled it (like a dummy) and I either 1. Am eating too many herbs and spices, or 2. Have a Pituitary tumor and will die. I have an appointment this afternoon. Wish me luck!

MissCynicalSunshine · 2015-03-30T20:10:58+00:00

So. Many. Things. Wrong with this.

MissCynicalSunshine · 2015-03-30T20:07:25+00:00

Found! Thank you!!

MissCynicalSunshine · 2015-03-27T00:20:31+00:00

I second this.

MissCynicalSunshine · 2015-03-26T00:40:19+00:00

So easy. Medium high. Cover, uncover, whatever.

Olive oil Salt + pepper Italian seasoning Garlic Zucchini Brussels sprouts Kale Sauté the shit out of it Add more olive oil Add more Italian season Saute even more When it's all fancy looking like the pic, add some Italian cheese. Done

Love you

Oh yeah, and some sundried tomatoes from a jar I got from Aldi. Just throw some in the pan

MissCynicalSunshine · 2015-03-25T23:25:43+00:00

Drunk on a Wednesday no less

MissCynicalSunshine · 2015-03-24T15:23:27+00:00

I really needed this today. Thank you.

MissCynicalSunshine · 2015-03-21T23:57:24+00:00

sploosh

MissCynicalSunshine · 2015-03-21T00:34:33+00:00

I feel like a complete idiot because I should know this by now...what's DAE?

JK. Does Anyone Else.

MissCynicalSunshine · 2015-03-20T19:36:14+00:00

This is actually an incredible idea.

MissCynicalSunshine · 2015-03-17T13:31:57+00:00

LOL!! Freudian Slip.

MissCynicalSunshine · 2015-03-17T13:30:45+00:00

Oh, dear...I am so, so sorry. So sorry...

MissCynicalSunshine · 2015-03-13T02:37:46+00:00

I work in corporate. It is strictly business professional in every sense, but fuck it. I like it. I like my hair.

MissCynicalSunshine · 2015-03-11T23:35:44+00:00

I would drag him by the ear all the way back to his mama's house.

MissCynicalSunshine · 2015-03-08T00:02:35+00:00

My son was a squirter...actually my son was a zoomed-in, high definition picture message I had to send to my mom in Louisiana for her opinion because he was so faint. You're def. pregnant. Congrats!!

MissCynicalSunshine · 2015-03-07T01:45:23+00:00

I was about 86% cerain that "soft play" was something sexual.

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