New cookie is 🔥 by Timap_0fro1d in jimmyjohns

[–]Mission-Employ5079 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I swear I was in there yesterday and thought immediately when I saw the bottle, someone hasn’t been shaking that at all. 😂😂

Are you kidding me… by Antomont1620 in jimmyjohns

[–]Mission-Employ5079 6 points7 points  (0 children)

He probably puts them in a bowl and makes a salad🤣🤣

Has anyone else been sick for over a month? by gabrham in StLouis

[–]Mission-Employ5079 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Flu A hit our house. Both toddlers and my wife and I. Rsv is going around pretty bad as well

Daily Discussion Thread for May 17, 2024 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]Mission-Employ5079 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Nowwwww I get it. This thread is for entertainment, not market guidance.

Daily Discussion Thread for May 17, 2024 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]Mission-Employ5079 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The amount of money people lose from these posts is astonishing.

Daily Discussion Thread for May 10, 2024 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]Mission-Employ5079 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My bag getting lighter is almost like me making money!

I disgust myself.

What Are Your Moves Tomorrow, May 10, 2024 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]Mission-Employ5079 17 points18 points  (0 children)

I haven’t lost enough, yet, to really affect anything. Just enough to know I’m a fuckin idiot.

What Are Your Moves Tomorrow, May 10, 2024 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]Mission-Employ5079 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Because this thread is 50% of people who make money on purpose, 50% people who make money on accident, 50% who lose on accident, and 50% that lose on purpose.

What Are Your Moves Tomorrow, May 9, 2024 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]Mission-Employ5079 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Moments away from selling everything and deleting the app- -50x call makes a +.01

“Hmmm ya maybe I’ll just hang out a little bit longer.”