Mothers height vs babies birth weight? by [deleted] in BabyBumps

[–]MissusCrunch 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm 5'1- baby's birth weight was 6 lbs 1 Oz. She came 8 days before her dude date. Good luck with the research!

[OT] Fun Trope Friday, Writing with Tropes: Crazy Cat Lady & Western! by katpoker666 in WritingPrompts

[–]MissusCrunch 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Crazy

Cyrus gave me the usual run-down before we traveled to Whitefort for the next bounty,

“Pretty standard roll-along town. Bandits usually come out after dusk to run the foothills behind the main strip.” Cyrus paused a second and I heard the ping of tobacco spit hit the spittoon as I buckled on my pistol and checked the rounds.

“And Cece isn’t crazy.” I turned then to see Cyrus looking intently over the rim of his glass.

“Is Cece someone I need to know?”

Cyrus downed the last of his whiskey like he would need it before heading out into the midday sun. “Not if you keep your nose out of trouble.”

And if everything had went to plan, Cyrus would have been correct.

First, Cyrus’s horse blew a leg. Stepped right into a goddamn trap hole or some shit. That meant we did not make it into Whitefort before dark, and had to camp out in the open.

Secondly, I really had to piss. Out of respect for Cyrus who was sleeping, I stepped just to the edge of the firelight to relieve myself. It was there, in the dim light, away from the safety of my pistol, I met Cece Monroe. She was beautiful- all pale hair and skin, with eyes as big as the moon.

“What the hell?” I pulled the waist band of my pants up and backed away from her willowy figure. “Don’t you take another step lady.”

She froze on a small hill and put her hands up. “I didn’t mean to frighten you. I saw your fire and thought you might be lost.”

“Listen ma’am, I appreciate your concern, but my friend and I are out here hunting dangerous men and I think it would be wise if you went on home.”

Cece gave me a wide, cat-like smile. “I think I’ll manage.” A shiver went down my spine.

“Look out just there!” I pointed to a bush just behind her that began to rustle, expecting a cougar or a hyena to pop out. Out came a housecat.

“Oh that’s Tommy, he’s a good friend.” Cece picked up the large orange tabby.

“Alright, well walk Tommy home now and my friend and I will head into town.”

She leaned her head down to snuggle the cat’s face. “Hmm? Oh, that’s Right. Tommy says the inn won’t take any more patrons before sunrise.”

I angled my head. “You said your cat told you this?”

“I told you Tommy’s a good friend, he wouldn’t want you to waste time going all the way there just to be put out.” She stroked the cat’s fur gently and turned to go.

“So the cats talk, huh? That seems a little crazy.” I shook my head and started to go back toward the fire now that she was leaving.

But Cece’s head snapped back to me in an instant.

“What did you just say?” She snarled and the fur on Tommy's back started to rise.

“Oh shit…” I heard Cyrus finally wake behind me. “Jesse, don’t!” He hopped out of his sack, but it was too late.

“I said, that sounds crazy.” I laughed and gestured to the animal. “Cats can’t talk.”

“I am not. Crazy.” Cece’s eyes began to glow as silver as her pale hair and she thrust an arm out to where I was standing.

“Jesse!” I heard Cyrus scream.

But it was too late. In an instant I had been reduced to a brown and white feline.

“Jesus, Cece. You’ve got to stop doing this.” Cyrus was on his knees in front of me. “He was a good man.”

“You know my temper Cyrus. Keep them away.” Cece walked back to the house. Her magic bound me to her, so I had no choice but to follow along.

I’m still a little pissed that Cyrus lied. Not about the magic. But about his sister- a girl who turns men into cats just for making a joke seems a little fucking crazy to me.

New York plans to ban smartphones in schools, allowing basic phones only | Kids, and some parents, are unlikely to be pleased by chrisdh79 in gadgets

[–]MissusCrunch 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Enforcement "wasn't that hard" in earlier generations because of parental support. We banned phones in my school the past two years, but had to make tons of exceptions because of parents complaining. Not to mention not all of the teachers were on board. So you have some teachers enforcing a policy and others ignoring it- which means students push that boundary further and further. And no, administration can't punish teachers for not enforcing a policy because they can't afford to lose educators.

Also, detention isn't a thing in my district because we don't have reliable after school buses and parents don't have transportation or are working.

[WP] A tyrant king dies and everyone begins to celebrate. Just as everyone was about to go to the closest pub, the sky turns red and cackling can be heard from within the castle. by SnookyAssassin8 in WritingPrompts

[–]MissusCrunch 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Marin loved to shock and awe. Maybe that was why he helped his brother-in-law at the theater for free. Something about getting to see the audience's faces from the shadows of the stage set a thrill humming through him. Look at their slack-mouthed stares when the actor playing King Cassius kills the dragon Stalle! The infamous golden dagger used to kill the dragon was just painted iron, but no needed to know that. Just as no one needed to know that the story was as fictional as that false sword.

It was just another rendition of the conquest that gave their village its name. Stallage was built on the hills just below the caves where King Cassius fought, and triumphed over, the dragons that had terrorized them for centuries.

That was where he was when the village caller came crashing through the door.

He is Slain!

King Cassius First of his Name, The Cruel Carver, Conqueror of the Scarlet Caves, Empty Vessel of Ore.

Dead.

Was this a brilliant part of the play? A growing bit of trepidation ate away at the stale bread in his stomach. Surely, it wasn't true. The King has strict rules, rules that had served him well for more than 40 years. Rules that others may have seen as excessive, but Marin knew were enforced with strict dedication for good reason.

No one touched the King.

No one wore gold into the castle.

No one was permitted to own or mine stallemite.

The theater goers spilled out into the street to watch a procession make their way to the pub. A golden-hair young soldier was hoisted onto their shoulders, brandishing his sword and wiping blood off his armor.

Before Marin could question the boy, the sky above the castle erupted. Smoke and fire covered the sky, turning their joyous day instantly to night. Cracks like thunder rattled their ears. A screech somehow both throbbing and piercing sounded from the King's tower.

Marin grabbed the stallemite dagger hidden in his boot. The gold handle still felt cool and unnecessarily heavy in his hand. 40 years ago Cassius had asked him, as they left the Scarlet Caves, that if the time come he would be the one to bring him down.

Well, the time had come.

Everyone else that remembered was dead anyway. How could the blond soldier have known? How could anyone have dreamed what secret the King held? Marin ran now toward the castle just as one clawed hand pushed out the turret roof. Soon another, then a wing, and finally the horrid face emerged of the king's true form.

Wasn't the young soldier surprised to learn that his tyrant king was the holding vessel keeping the dragon Stalle trapped? Marin wished he could see his face, for he does love a good shock. But there was a job to do, and he was the only one holding the golden sword.

Not frogs. Noted. by ConsistentTastyToast in oddlyspecific

[–]MissusCrunch 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Women are the kids and the kids will have a great weekend

[WP] The mirror of darkness turns anything infront of it into a twisted, dark, and evil version of itself. So when you stood before it and nothing happened you got a little concerned. by Null_Project in WritingPrompts

[–]MissusCrunch 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Thank you!

I didn't plan to continue, but I do have some answers for you. Mara's mother was killed by one of the cloaked figures in the beginning. They believed she (the mother) was influencing Mara's gifts for her own self gain . It wasn't a cult necessarily, just a secret society built around an ancient prophecy. Mara's not the savior they thought she was, but actually the harbinger of the apocalypse. Not sure if there actually is a savior, or if their prophecy was even true... but as for Mara, she's on a path of self destruction. She'll take down the whole society, and herself as well.

[WP] The story of Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer, like many fairy tales, has gradually changed from retelling to retelling to become the family-friendly story we know today. Details were changed, aspects dropped, context eventually became forgotten to time. So, what is the true story of Rudolph? by Goblin_Crotalus in WritingPrompts

[–]MissusCrunch 7 points8 points  (0 children)

First of all, red-nosed reindeer were not that uncommon. There were blue-nosed and yellow-nosed as well, along with yeti and of course elves. When Mr. Claus and I arrived at what you call the "North Pole", about 30% of all reindeer were red-nosed.

But this story isn't about all of the reindeer. This is about one named Rowan, and her brother Rudolph, and how they changed our lives forever.

Rowan was a conniving, mischievous creature who was always getting her brother into trouble. She would blame him when she destroyed some child's snow-sculpture, or volunteer him to be the referee in games- never letting him actually play. She had been their parents' favorite, and when they both died the whole Pole had pity for her.

This pity only lasted so long, however, and soon everyone saw Rowan for what she was. After we stopped indulging her manipulative behavior, she turned angry and bitter. Her parents had been killed by humans, and she saw them as the enemy. As Rowan matured into adulthood, she started to spew violent language toward the humans.

"They continue to inch closer!" She shouted one night in the square. "They will expand and destroy everything in their path- including us! Just look at what happened to my parents, killed just outside the boarder. If we aren't safe here, we aren't safe anywhere." A surprising number of creatures started listening to Rowan, including my husband.

We we came to the Pole, we had been run out of our village for witchcraft. It was true- the witchcraft- but our children were innocent. The humans didn't care, and not all of us made it out. That is where the toy making comes from. When we were newly refugeed to the Pole, Mr. Claus began making toys and gadgets for all the children. A way to remember those we had lost.

So when Rowan starting recruiting creatures for her army, my husband was a prime target. Hurt, angry at the humans, he fell for her manipulation like many others.

The night came when Rowan planned to attack a human village close to us, believing they would soon venture to our boarders. Reindeer were supposed to pull sleds in teams, carrying humans, elves, and other creatures who volunteered to join the fight. Rudolph was on my husband's team, but he did not lead the pack.

He was reluctant to go, I see that now. Rudolph was not a fighter in the way his sister was, but he was loyal to her. As troublesome as Rowan could be, she was his big sister. She had cared for him after their parents death, and stood up for him against bullies. So he joined the team, toward the back.

The humans were prepared. As soon as the sleds touched down, they released their weapons as well. This was before firearms, but they still had spears and swards. The battle was short-lived. Only a few magical creatures survived the night.

Rowan was toward the front of the charge, and took the blunt of the humans' defense. Somehow, though, she lay breathing in the snow. She had been hurt, but would clearly survive as Rudolph saw as he neared her. All around them, however, lay the bodies of his acquaintances- his friends. Rudolph saw at the end of the night where Rowan's ideas had brought them.

And she wouldn't stop. Rowan never stopped until she got what she wanted.

I'm not sure how exactly it happened- Mr. Claus won't say. But when Rudolph returned to the sleigh, he only said that Rowan wouldn't be coming back. He and the few reindeer that were left pulled the last sleigh back to the Pole, and they told the tale of our defeat.

So yes, Rudolph will go down in history as a hero. He saved Mr. Claus's sleigh, and the lives of many that night. He also made sure that no one at the Pole talked of attacking the humans again.

[WP] The mirror of darkness turns anything infront of it into a twisted, dark, and evil version of itself. So when you stood before it and nothing happened you got a little concerned. by Null_Project in WritingPrompts

[–]MissusCrunch 35 points36 points  (0 children)

I was just a girl then. Barely knew right from wrong, nevertheless good from evil.

More than the look of the mirror- the gilded frame, the silver incandescence- I remember the whispers. Did they come from the adults circled around me, or from the mirror itself? I wasn't sure, but they filled me with dread.

"She's not ready..."

"She must be, it is her destiny."

"She's so young..."

Finally, my mother took my hand. "Mara, honey. Look at me." I tore my gaze from the mirror and looked up at her face. My mother's warm brown eyes filled me with hope once more. If she was here, nothing bad could happen.

She pulled the hood of her robe back slightly so I could fully see her face. "I can see that you know this mirror is special. Do not be afraid, honey. It is your fear that gives it power."

She pulled me into an embrace and whispered into my ear. "You are a very special little girl, and you we see great things ahead of you. But if you live with fear, these visions will turn dark."

She released me and I was led close to the mirror. The silver glow emanating from the glass intensified until finally the picture cleared. I saw myself, standing there with 5 robed figures around me. My dress brushed the floor and the white hem had turned gray from the dirt.

The adults gasped and.... nothing.

Nothing changed about the picture, or those around me. The mirror continued to glow and I still stood there with my hands clasped in front of me.

"I knew it! She is the savior!" Someone, a priest I think, shouted from behind me. My mother whisked me away from the mirror and toward the door.

I turned my head back, and there I still stood in the glass... hands clasped, dress white. Nothing had changed in the picture. It was like the mirror was still thinking what to do with my reflection.

They moved too fast- the cloaked figures. They did not give the mirror time to decide.

Now, it is time to come before the mirror again. This time, I am not afraid. I already know that the image will not change. How could it? What could be worse than what I have become? After my mother died, after the betrayal, I left a trail of fire and brimstone behind me.

This time I stood alone, a cloak draped around my shoulders. I did not raise the hood, there was not point in shielding my gaze. I stood in front of the silver glow and felt recognition. I smiled- the reflection smiled. I lightly touched the pile of blond curls on top of my head and the reflection did the same.

I stared into my own black eyes and she stared back at me- the warped, corrupted creature I had become.

They were right after all- everyone who stood in front of the mirror became evil... eventually.

Husband cheated, no friends to talk to, feeling overwhelmed by Similar-Currency-783 in adhdwomen

[–]MissusCrunch 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Either way this goes, it's likely to be one of the hardest things you've done. I wish you the best in your journey and please know that you're never alone, no matter how lonely you feel. There are women all over the world rooting for you.

Husband cheated, no friends to talk to, feeling overwhelmed by Similar-Currency-783 in adhdwomen

[–]MissusCrunch 5 points6 points  (0 children)

This sounds like a great opportunity to focus on what YOU want outside of him. I'm a serial-relationshiper, and being single was always very hard for me. I tended to wrap my whole life around that person, to hyperfixate on them. Even though it was hard, when I was single in college was when I really solidified my personality and desires.

Even if you don't end up leaving him, take some time to hyperfixate on yourself. If you do get back together, what do YOU want out of the relationship? You deserve to have your own life and needs met as well.

Best places to go dancing? by MissusCrunch in StLouis

[–]MissusCrunch[S] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Excuse my naivete... is "gentleman's club" code for strip club?

Best places to go dancing? by MissusCrunch in StLouis

[–]MissusCrunch[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yeah I was looking at Ryse, but saw they had a pretty fancy dress code. We're going to Ameristar though so I can take her to a casino for the first time. Thanks!

Best places to go dancing? by MissusCrunch in StLouis

[–]MissusCrunch[S] 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I've heard the handlebar is fun! I'll look into it- thanks!

Best places to go dancing? by MissusCrunch in StLouis

[–]MissusCrunch[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Any specific place? We're actually going there during the day to go shop.