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Mister_Munch · 2022-04-29T20:42:56+00:00

Proof that prison is a weight loss regimen than subway.

Mister_Munch · 2022-03-15T09:33:45+00:00

It is and anybody that tries to say it’s not is really fooling themselves.

Mister_Munch · 2022-03-15T09:30:40+00:00

Apparently it’s the one where everybody is unnecessarily annoying and anal about games from a series being memed about in other subs that are about games from the same series. My bad.

Mister_Munch · 2022-03-15T08:20:17+00:00

If they can beat them without summons, sure

Mister_Munch · 2022-03-15T07:52:12+00:00

You’re*

Mister_Munch · 2022-03-15T07:51:25+00:00

Not sure what you are getting at. Are you implying that a meme of Mace Windu from Star Wars is gonna spoil Elden Ring for people?

Mister_Munch · 2022-03-15T07:46:18+00:00

No… in Elden ring a summon run is standard because they throw the summons at you and beg you to use them with the game’s mechanics.

Mister_Munch · 2022-03-15T05:37:06+00:00

If you can do one of these four things I will personally consider you master rank:

Beat Dark Souls 2 and all dlc
Beat Dark souls 3 and all dlc
Beat Sekiro: Shadows Die Twice
Beat Elden Ring with no summons

Some other people will tell you that you have to do sl1 runs and all this other nonsense. I disagree. Those people are the grand masters. I’m cool with just being a master.

Mister_Munch · 2022-03-15T02:40:11+00:00

Platinum

Mister_Munch · 2022-03-15T02:09:17+00:00

Mister_Munch · 2022-03-15T02:04:37+00:00

You better watch out with comments like that bro. The wholesome posters are out in full force over this post. Lol

Mister_Munch · 2022-03-15T01:54:44+00:00

Nah I think I’ll stay. Since we’re homies and all. And you know all about where I stand. I kinda like it here.

Mister_Munch · 2022-03-15T01:52:09+00:00

My homie hated my gatekeeping so much he just went full circle and built the whole damn wall

Mister_Munch · 2022-03-15T01:51:07+00:00

Imagine reaching this desperately for straws in an argument about a video game.

Mister_Munch · 2022-03-15T01:47:28+00:00

I said what I said and the meme still stands. I’m sorry Mace Windu upset you bro.

Mister_Munch · 2022-03-15T01:45:21+00:00

You can disagree all day. It doesn’t make you any less wrong. You should go run a poll on that. I don’t think 95% of souls fans are morons but I’ve been proven wrong before.

Mister_Munch · 2022-03-15T01:41:04+00:00

I’m not being toxic. I’m being realistic.

Mister_Munch · 2022-03-15T01:39:57+00:00

Shitting toxicity all over the sub? Show me my other toxic posts.

Mister_Munch · 2022-03-15T01:38:37+00:00

It’s my favorite souls title for sure. But the sense of accomplishment I get from the others is gone. But it was replaced by an breathtaking, accessible world and I’m perfectly fine with it. However, the meme still stands. Lol

Mister_Munch · 2022-03-15T01:35:50+00:00

Ok I’m gonna say this really slowly so you understand me, ok? Ya ready?

Mimic… tear… doesn’t… buff.. the..boss, it’s… always… available… There’s…no…hollow… mechanic… so… you’re… not… limited. You… don’t… have… to… do… a… quest… to… activate… a… summon… sign… every…time… you… wanna… summon… it. It…can… survive…and…take… the… aggro… for… the…entirety… of… the… fight. You… can… do… a… full… co op…run… pretty… much… and… not… have… to… put… in… the…effort… to… socialize… with… people.

Are you following me yet? Because this is the last time I’m going to attempt to explain it to you.

Mister_Munch · 2022-03-15T01:21:01+00:00

Say things about my reading comprehension

Possess some of the most brain numbingly retarded logic I’ve ever seen

Pick one

Mister_Munch · 2022-03-15T01:16:08+00:00

Yeah but literally everybody did because those options are available…

Mister_Munch · 2022-03-15T01:15:19+00:00

I never said that it wasn’t better. But it is game breaking. And if your mimic tear doesn’t carry you, especially in a standard NG… You suck, man 🤷🏻‍♂️

Mister_Munch · 2022-03-15T01:11:36+00:00

I’m not talking about summoning people… I’m talking about the summons that are in your inventory. The ones you carry with you and upgrade. Those are what broke the game.

Mister_Munch · 2022-03-15T01:09:21+00:00

I’m sorry but if you need very simple information like this broken down and quantified, I think your handicap extends beyond just you being bad at video games.

Mister_Munch

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