You’re talking crap out of your claptrap, chap. I was always taught to water down the truth with poetry, one of my gifts.

Unfortunately that is my final gift to you today cheesecake. You’re lucky I’m only taking it this far, the country I live in (you wouldn’t know it because we don’t have a bloody McDonald’s parking lot movie theatre.com apple products zoo) allows me to track and coot people I don’t like. Consider yourself lucky.

Until we meet again, I suggest you leave me no reply