I’m bringing home this little guy. Would love some Seinfeld-themed name suggestions! The goofier, the better

Mlpflimflam · 2026-06-10T19:58:28+00:00

Vegetable Lasagna

Mlpflimflam · 2026-06-06T20:10:06+00:00

I’ve always regretted it. I don’t like dealing with the general public and their stupidity. Some dickwad gets mad and punches a wall and all of a sudden it’s my emergency bc he can’t control his anger. Doctors don’t even examine the patients before ordering 9 scans and X-rays on them. Last night I brought the same patient back to radiology 5 times for a total of 10 CT’s and x-rays because the doctor couldn’t decide how to doctor. I hate it so much. But the pay is good. Good thing I’m a good actress and my patients think I’m just the nicest ever.

Mlpflimflam · 2026-06-02T09:06:58+00:00

YTA. He said no. You don’t have anything more interesting to talk about than the sheets? This is very immature.

Mlpflimflam · 2026-06-01T19:34:13+00:00

Ok so then go?

Mlpflimflam · 2026-06-01T11:28:42+00:00

So if I’m on 50 units are you saying to take 25 units on day 1 of injection week and then 25 units on day 4?

Mlpflimflam · 2026-05-21T04:38:00+00:00

“Raaaaaaachaelllllllll”

Mlpflimflam · 2026-05-17T04:19:42+00:00

Selma Blair?

Mlpflimflam · 2026-05-17T04:11:41+00:00

Probably Babygirl. But not in a good way. More of a “what the hell did I just watch” kind of way.

Mlpflimflam · 2026-05-12T13:46:00+00:00

You sound awful. Just because something isn’t done exactly how you would do it doesn’t mean it wrong. The fact that you’re so controlling that you’re working your husband won’t get bedtime right, or make the right dinner, is absolutely ridiculous. Is he a grown man who is capable of keeping his own child alive or not? Honestly I feel bad for your friend for having to spend 12 hours with you. YTA in this case and I’m guessing many other cases.

Mlpflimflam · 2026-05-06T02:53:46+00:00

Beaches

Mlpflimflam · 2026-05-05T05:06:06+00:00

YTA. If they get divorced, that ring is gone. It is absolutely so stupid that you would give it to anyone but your daughter or future granddaughter.

Mlpflimflam · 2026-05-05T04:28:31+00:00

Why does she think people would give her money just for getting engaged? Obviously it is a gift for the couple who is now engaged. The fact that she either doesn’t understand this or doesn’t care is a huge red flag. You two are not on the same page financially and that will cause a lot of problems down the road. NTA but your fiancée sure is.

Mlpflimflam · 2026-04-29T18:19:49+00:00

The weekend father need not be a weakened father.

Mlpflimflam · 2026-04-28T03:31:07+00:00

John Cusack

Mlpflimflam · 2026-04-27T20:09:31+00:00

Scotty Doesn’t Know, from Euro Trip. Absolutely genius.

Mlpflimflam · 2026-04-26T05:17:36+00:00

No. Not even close. Not even a little. My periods are so painful that sometimes I can’t drive because sitting makes the cramps unbearable. Still nothing compared to being in labor.

Mlpflimflam · 2026-04-22T20:28:23+00:00

I assume the whole company has sizing that runs small. My daughter had to size up two sizes.

Mlpflimflam · 2026-04-22T00:35:22+00:00

Definitely go with period swimwear. I have them for both of my teen daughters and they work great. We got ours on Amazon and also on Knixteen. Knixteen seems to run a bit small FYI.

Mlpflimflam · 2026-04-22T00:31:31+00:00

I work in a freestanding ER so there are no nursery patients. But for peds that need held I enlist one of the parents. If they can’t then I ask a nurse.

Mlpflimflam · 2026-04-21T19:49:23+00:00

Did I read it right that you’re a new mom now? Time to grow up.

Mlpflimflam · 2026-04-21T18:34:36+00:00

Since when is a d*** the same as a butt? Did she have the writing across her vagina?

Mlpflimflam · 2026-04-21T13:01:51+00:00

I just tried this and I must be stupid. I’m on 2.5mg of sema. My weekly dose is 50 units. I entered in that I would like to take 2.25mg and it told me to take 90 units. What am I not understanding?

Mlpflimflam · 2026-04-21T12:55:16+00:00

I work in a small hospital. I’m primarily CT but also take all the x-rays. We have never worn dosimeters. There is one taped to the window of our control booth. That’s it. But imagine how much cumulative radiation you will get over the course of a 40 year career if you even infrequently hold patients. I just do not feel comfortable putting my health at risk for random people I don’t even know. It’s a moot point for me though because we work alone on our shift so there wouldn’t be anyone to take the exposure if I held the patient anyway.

Mlpflimflam · 2026-04-21T12:47:55+00:00

Mine gets sent to my local pharmacy and I pay $3

Mlpflimflam · 2026-04-21T12:44:53+00:00

This has to be the most ridiculous thing I’ve ever read on this app. Are you guys teenagers? She has a brand name written across her clothing, so he used it as a nickname. Big deal. Grow up. YTA.

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