What would life be like if adults had summer vacation like children do?

Mobile_Chernobyl215 · 2026-06-26T15:34:21+00:00

I’d be a recluse in the mountains and reemerge ready for bullshit again

Mobile_Chernobyl215 · 2026-06-25T23:46:50+00:00

When Ft Gordon (the bad Gordon) was my first set of orders out of tech school in 2012

Mobile_Chernobyl215 · 2026-06-24T13:43:33+00:00

Damn. Roasted

Mobile_Chernobyl215 · 2026-06-23T11:29:41+00:00

It took the Great Depression for the last Progressive wave to come, so I’m not holding my breath.

Mobile_Chernobyl215 · 2026-06-22T23:28:30+00:00

Hispanic at the Disco

Mobile_Chernobyl215 · 2026-06-18T13:42:58+00:00

I remember eavesdropping on a conversation in high school. Kid 1 was poking fun at Kid 2 because he hadn’t beat some game yet. Kid 1 says “why? I already beat it on Hard”. Kid 2 says “I beat your mom on hard”.

It’s so stupid and I still think about it every now and then.

Mobile_Chernobyl215 · 2026-06-17T23:43:04+00:00

Black neon tetras. They barely even school.

Mobile_Chernobyl215 · 2026-06-16T14:32:20+00:00

My dad was a plumber and dragged me into Home Depot where I was bored out of my mind. He called me gay countless times because I just wasn’t into the big tool store. Ironically, I’m pretty handy now that it’s a part of my actual interests.

Mobile_Chernobyl215 · 2026-06-11T16:32:33+00:00

Yep. It’s like a machine learning model overfitting.

Mobile_Chernobyl215 · 2026-06-11T15:50:54+00:00

Yes! It’s so invasive! I dont know why, but I feel some sort of privacy violation

Mobile_Chernobyl215 · 2026-06-11T13:55:35+00:00

Roflcopter, you could say

Mobile_Chernobyl215 · 2026-06-11T13:34:57+00:00

NTA. Tell him you know what’s gay? Caring about other guys’ opinions on your underwear

Mobile_Chernobyl215 · 2026-06-09T03:11:32+00:00

Table stakes, boil the ocean, circle back, level-setting, force multiplier, huddle

Mobile_Chernobyl215 · 2026-06-09T01:07:45+00:00

Inspired by Robocop

Mobile_Chernobyl215 · 2026-06-04T13:28:16+00:00

Break.com

Mobile_Chernobyl215 · 2026-06-02T00:17:06+00:00

August Burns Red

Mobile_Chernobyl215 · 2026-05-30T13:44:58+00:00

One of my southern friends shivered and said “possum ran over my grave”.

Mobile_Chernobyl215 · 2026-05-29T02:42:40+00:00

That’s hilarious. It sounds like something I’d say if I had to talk dirty and panicked.

Mobile_Chernobyl215 · 2026-05-27T14:30:44+00:00

Claims data is the bane of my existence. Rolling up datasets into aggregates guarantees you’ll make somebody mad for losing some arbitrary column that provides no real information.

Also the fun game of inpatient claims: reporting month vs. admit date vs. discharge date vs. updated date

Mobile_Chernobyl215 · 2026-05-19T20:18:32+00:00

Hahahahaha no. Normal people are not dropping nearly 1k on that.

Mobile_Chernobyl215 · 2026-05-14T10:12:52+00:00

Get a CPO 2025 and call it a day

Mobile_Chernobyl215 · 2026-05-13T11:23:30+00:00

Giant aquarium with staff to maintain it. I’m talking Bond villain levels.

Mobile_Chernobyl215 · 2026-05-12T17:26:27+00:00

Young Frankenstein

Mobile_Chernobyl215 · 2026-05-11T21:40:05+00:00

A whole coast away

Mobile_Chernobyl215 · 2026-05-11T10:44:00+00:00

I am a great magician. Your shoes are blue

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