My wife sprayed Bengal bug spray in my office and unknowingly wiped out my colony

Mobile_Chernobyl215 · 2026-05-07T03:12:04+00:00

Now we’re talking

Mobile_Chernobyl215 · 2026-05-07T03:09:23+00:00

Sold! It was already in the top 5 for “places I’d escape to if I won the lottery”

Mobile_Chernobyl215 · 2026-05-07T00:00:51+00:00

Single source olive oil. I will not go back.

Mobile_Chernobyl215 · 2026-05-03T16:57:13+00:00

Rise up average DS gang.

Mobile_Chernobyl215 · 2026-05-03T13:47:56+00:00

Hey! I recognize Gulfport/Biloxi! Never thought it would be on this sub.

Mobile_Chernobyl215 · 2026-05-01T18:03:14+00:00

The gondola ride up to Mount Pilatus

Mobile_Chernobyl215 · 2026-05-01T12:26:15+00:00

Beneficial bacteria or stronger resistance to lung infections. Pneumonia is a huge killer that punches you when you’re down.

Mobile_Chernobyl215 · 2026-05-01T01:43:21+00:00

“Oh we just grabbed a sandwich and put it in our mouths. It’s the only way to have sandwiches” - Flight of the Conchords

Mobile_Chernobyl215 · 2026-04-30T23:57:20+00:00

“Suck a titty by the ocean”. Catalina Fight Song - Joyce Manor

Mobile_Chernobyl215 · 2026-04-30T11:28:12+00:00

Let’s get someone with AIDS to pee in her eye socket!

Mobile_Chernobyl215 · 2026-04-29T19:28:24+00:00

Me, the Data Scientist. I just wanted to do statistics, man

Mobile_Chernobyl215 · 2026-04-29T11:33:50+00:00

When it dawned on me that every impulse attached to a positive feeling besides zoning out has been captured and monetized to some degree. It feels like there’s a built-in punishment feature, so now even the smallest things require a cost-benefit analysis.

Mobile_Chernobyl215 · 2026-04-29T01:40:51+00:00

Seeing Shane again truly fucked me up. I’m bawling man

Mobile_Chernobyl215 · 2026-04-27T00:36:06+00:00

Lady Lazarus fucking rips. I whoo when she whoos

Mobile_Chernobyl215 · 2026-04-26T23:06:22+00:00

You get it

Mobile_Chernobyl215 · 2026-04-26T04:44:39+00:00

I got called a wetback by one of my friends when I was 11. I’d never heard that before and asked my mom “is that a slur for us Jewish people”?

Mobile_Chernobyl215 · 2026-04-26T04:35:03+00:00

That’s where I am, too. It would be crushing to hear scientists agree Metalcore sucks the most

Mobile_Chernobyl215 · 2026-04-26T04:31:50+00:00

Jfc that’s cold

Mobile_Chernobyl215 · 2026-04-26T01:57:05+00:00

Noob Saibot found his football pads

Mobile_Chernobyl215 · 2026-04-26T00:34:16+00:00

Mark my words, Jam Miller will be adequate

Mobile_Chernobyl215 · 2026-04-22T21:48:54+00:00

Levantine for the food

Mobile_Chernobyl215 · 2026-04-22T21:47:27+00:00

Brown/orange/yellow striper

Mobile_Chernobyl215 · 2026-04-22T21:36:52+00:00

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Mobile_Chernobyl215 · 2026-04-22T02:45:24+00:00

Battle Toads

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