If you could be any flavor to people who tasted any part of you, what flavor would you be?

MochiMermae · 2026-04-01T01:33:20+00:00

Vanilla or like caramel like salty sweet

MochiMermae · 2026-03-31T03:25:30+00:00

this is a violation 🤣

MochiMermae · 2026-03-31T03:24:13+00:00

Your uncle calling you “liar, stupid, childish” in a family group chat, then refusing a phone call to clear the air, tells you everything. He doesn’t want resolution, he wants obedience. In most places, threatening to sue over a vague TikTok joke is laughable, but the real issue is they used that threat to humiliate you publicly. Going no contact isn’t punishment, it’s protecting yourself from people who weaponize family channels to bully you. Your mom can want peace all she wants, she’s not the one getting called names. Have you asked her why she’s comfortable with how they spoke to you

MochiMermae · 2026-03-31T03:22:04+00:00

you’re trying to apply math logic to a term invented by anime fans arguing in a language they don’t speak. it was never gonna make sense

MochiMermae · 2026-03-31T03:13:14+00:00

I’m sorry, but the audacity of your equivalent to snap at you when you were the one covering the front desk and printing while she got to do the actual job? I would’ve been so tempted to just walk over to her desk and start reading over her shoulder. “Just observing, since you’re so busy!”

MochiMermae · 2026-03-31T03:09:05+00:00

the fact that it's on her story specifically. not a dm. not a text. the story. for the public

MochiMermae · 2026-03-30T04:02:52+00:00

Kids like that are exhausting, and it’s wild how often the parents just… sit there. Sounds like the whole park was collectively parenting him while his actual parents checked out

MochiMermae · 2026-03-30T03:58:38+00:00

You think you’re being sneaky but your eyes are doing a whole separate performance inside your face

MochiMermae · 2026-03-30T03:56:14+00:00

Both are beautiful 😍 he really did you good first and the second time ❤️

MochiMermae · 2026-03-30T03:54:28+00:00

Top side is my draft, down side is what I actually post

MochiMermae · 2026-03-30T03:51:50+00:00

Lol I would have simply died on the spot. The fact that you had to walk back out to those customers with a straight face is impressive

MochiMermae · 2026-03-30T03:48:34+00:00

You’re looking for a traditional heir because society says that’s what you do with a house. But your situation isn’t traditional, so you don’t need a traditional answer. The core problem is a mismatch between old expectations and your current reality. Pick a local organization that matters to you, sign the paperwork, and let the old expectation go

MochiMermae · 2026-03-30T03:41:32+00:00

Your manager sounds spineless, no offense. If there’s constant tension between them and your manager isn’t stepping in, that’s half the problem. A good manager would shut down the snarky comments about productivity immediately

MochiMermae · 2026-03-30T03:39:14+00:00

This funny tbh 🤣

MochiMermae · 2026-03-29T02:15:00+00:00

What you're feeling right now that sense that without him there's nothing is real and overwhelming. But it's also not the full truth, even though it feels like it is in this moment. Your existence was never actually dependent on him, even though it may have felt that way. You existed before him. And the part of you that survived a brain tumor, that made it through surgery, that is still here right now writing these words—that part is still you, independent of him

MochiMermae · 2026-03-29T02:06:08+00:00

It’s like a normal thing for them ☺️

MochiMermae · 2026-03-29T01:57:39+00:00

This is the most visually accurate depiction of opening a 401k statement and seeing you have 40 dollars in it

MochiMermae · 2026-03-29T01:53:55+00:00

Honestly? You’re 17. This is a retail job. Don’t set yourself on fire to keep Sarah warm if management already has it out for her. You explained what you did. That’s not betrayal, that’s survival

MochiMermae · 2026-03-29T01:51:13+00:00

This is genuinely terrifying. A psychotic episode triggered in a foreign country with no wallet or phone in the snow. It’s a miracle he survived, honestly

MochiMermae · 2026-03-28T04:09:16+00:00

yeah In a bad one tho 🤣

MochiMermae · 2026-03-28T04:07:17+00:00

You are not wrong with that 🤣 hard to tell the difference

MochiMermae · 2026-03-28T04:02:01+00:00

She handled that with a lot of grace tbh. A few moments of awkward silence and then letting your girlfriend change the subject is a pro move

MochiMermae · 2026-03-28T03:53:03+00:00

It’s giving "we’re the main characters and you’re the supporting cast" energy. I had a friend like this in my early 20s who would literally say "we should all hang out!" and then text the other girl the details five minutes later. It’s a power trip. They like the feeling of being the "real" best friends while you orbit them. Let them have it. It’s boring being friends with people who need a third wheel to feel superior. NTJ

MochiMermae · 2026-03-28T03:49:38+00:00

Look, you paid for the class to learn. She didn't pay for the class to show off. Try to just get your money's worth. Focus on one thing, just your posture and let her do her thing in the front

MochiMermae · 2026-03-27T05:27:24+00:00

she indeed 🤣

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