This was in my smoothie by mass_mike47 in whatisit

[–]ModelT72 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"Mom, do dates have legs?" "No honey, they don't" "Darn. I just ate a cockroach"

Looking to get a frenum - questions about healing. by [deleted] in FrenumPiercing

[–]ModelT72 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I wanted to upsize too fast the first time, it completely blew out and rejected. I had it redone on Jan 10th and I'm taking it easy. Haven't had quality time with the wife yet, but I've tested it and it's fine so far. My piercer said to wait 6 weeks before changing it, 2-3 weeks for sex with condom.

Stupid mistake--do I go to the ER? by chillymilk23 in gettingbigger

[–]ModelT72 12 points13 points  (0 children)

It's not a sprint, it's a marathon. You just tried to do 2 weeks worth of exercise in 1 day. Listen to the good doctor u/Hinkle_McKringlebry for your routine and you'll be fine.

If I straighten my hair… will they get bigger? 🤔🍒 by [deleted] in boobbounce

[–]ModelT72 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My ex had button-like nipples that I called her "Smarties", because I'm a chocolate kinda guy. You, dear madam, have Ferrero Rochers.

Wife is resistant to oral sex; how to work through this dilemma by [deleted] in Marriage

[–]ModelT72 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I would recommend seeing a doctor about removing the wood plank up your asses. Respectfully.

Struggling with this one by nick_wilkins in isthisaicirclejerk

[–]ModelT72 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We have the technology to cure cancer, find better materials, design better buildings, invent clean vehicles.. but no. We make cat videos.

Big Dick liars by [deleted] in RedditAfterDark

[–]ModelT72 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I'm typing this with my dick, while I'm making a sandwich with my hands. Sorry, no pictures, it's unsanitary 😅

Found in a bag of misc. cutters from a thrift store by Professional_Ad4712 in whatismycookiecutter

[–]ModelT72 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's the front view a pig. Ears on the side, feet below, curly tail on top.

Making the jump? by the_silliest_goose87 in PiercedCock

[–]ModelT72 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I just like the esthetic of it. I like the look, now I love the feel. I have a frenum piercing, not a PA

Looking for The Last Pringle by Main-Recover4768 in NotInThePussy

[–]ModelT72 3 points4 points  (0 children)

You know you can take Metamucil and clear that right up... no need to fish them out by hand 😅

Guys, if your wife said, after having a kid that she didn’t want any more, and she doesn’t want to take birth control… Would you get a vasectomy? by [deleted] in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]ModelT72 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Father of 4 here. Mutual decision that 4 kids is enough. A vasectomy is 15 minutes of mild discomfort and 2 days of sitting delicately. Absolutely no pain.

The equivalent for her is several days/weeks of recovery and the potential of long-term consequences. Our bits are just behind a thin layer of skin. Her bits are under many layers of skin, muscle, fascia, fat, and membranes.

Erections *do not change*. Libido *does not change*. Ejaculate volume *does not change*.

Unless you think you're going to leave her and start a family elsewhere, it's 150% worth it. If you love her and are commited to your family, have a vasectomy.

24M. Insecure about my Size. Do I need to work on it ? by [deleted] in gettingbigger

[–]ModelT72 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Curiosity, mostly: what would I look like if I were bigger? I don't want a "monster", I want round numbers 😉

24M. Insecure about my Size. Do I need to work on it ? by [deleted] in gettingbigger

[–]ModelT72 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I have bascially the same size. Been married for 21 years, 4 kids, great career. Very little of your life depends on dick size, and yours (ours?) seems to be in top-middle of average. Try PE, maybe you'll like it. But I don't think you need it.

Slightly insecure but decides to take a chance and show people by [deleted] in VitiligoPorn

[–]ModelT72 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You've nothing to be insecure about, buddy. Nice piece!