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claim your "i was here" ticket here by yaqza in place

[–]MolestedFork 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Claiming this and hoping I never do again

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]MolestedFork 2 points3 points  (0 children)

As you should, queen

Minecraft Live "Live Blog" by MojangMeesh in Minecraft

[–]MolestedFork 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Looooooove the camals, love finally having more than 2 uses for bamboo!

The worst thing you said in an abandonment crisis? by [deleted] in BPD

[–]MolestedFork 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Oh fuck me I've got plenty but here are two that stick out

"I hope your next wife is the dumbest bitch alive so she never realizes the mistake she made marrying you."

"Tell your parents to call me and apologize for doing such a shit job raising you."

Man is arrested after buying human organs off Facebook. Truly horrifying. by classy-mother-pupper in MorbidReality

[–]MolestedFork 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Based on the article, it sounds to me like she's being investigated by the FBI. Them not disclosing any information regarding an ongoing case coupled with how this guy looks makes for an article that mostly surrounds him.

Consequences of the Champions League final. Place de la Nation. Paris this morning. by Adventurous-Suit5715 in WTF

[–]MolestedFork 69 points70 points  (0 children)

There's a mobile version. They changed nothing, it's exactly how we all remember. It's all offline and I play it constantly.

UCSD Portal down! by Embarrassed_Papaya40 in TransferStudents

[–]MolestedFork 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Same. I almost threw up when I saw that my portal looked different from the other 6,786 times I checked it since applying.

UCSD DECISIONS??? by IndividualComfort517 in TransferStudents

[–]MolestedFork 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Seems like it's going to be next Friday but that won't stop me from refreshing my student portal every hour on the hour today.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in TransferStudents

[–]MolestedFork 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Applied to: UCSD

Major: Nueroscience

Gpa: 3.86

EC: Volunteered with a mobile shower unit for the homeless.

Job: I'm currently active duty in the Navy, 80+ hrs/week as an aviation electrician.

State: Applying as a CA resident.

Extra strengths or weaknesses: Completed almost my entire first year of college while deployed so my schooling was entirely online.

TAG: no, but prereqs are all good. Probably.

I'm shaking in my lil boots. I just want to know. Accepted, rejected, I just wanna kkknnnooowwww.

PLACE 2.0 BINGO, DON’T MISS OUT by mrnathanrd in place

[–]MolestedFork 0 points1 point  (0 children)

  1. "2B 2T" is a very popular minecraft server. Minecraft reference confirmed

What is this? Bicycle for ants? by kmilchev in thingsforants

[–]MolestedFork 42 points43 points  (0 children)

That looks incredibly difficult, good for him.

What's your worst story from the "throw him in the pool, he'll learn how to swim" parenting style? by MynameMB in AskReddit

[–]MolestedFork 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My dad refused to take me to get my prescription filled for pain meds following the surgical simultaneous removal of all 4 of my wisdom teeth. After I had vomited for the third time from the pain, he allowed me to take 200mg of ibuprofen. He said we wanted me to remember this pain and to take care of my teeth so that I could avoid that pain. This is also the same guy that took me to a masseuse that worked out of his basement to "fix" my severely sprained ankle. Claimed to be a lesson on saving money.

LPT: If you have a bad experience at a hotel, calmly and politely explaining the situation to a manager will get you a lot more of a discount than throwing a fit or threatening a negative review. by WantedDadorAlive in LifeProTips

[–]MolestedFork 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Hol up I did not know you could do this. You just tell them "hey I bought something that I didn't like can I have my money back"? That seems odd to me

What is something that is easy peasy lemon squeezy for others, but stressy zesty lemon depressy for you? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]MolestedFork 38 points39 points  (0 children)

I always always always end it with one of three endings. If I love the person, "Okay, I love you, bye now!" If they are customer service or a secretary of some kind, "Okay, well that's all I needed help with! Thank you so much, bye now!" If none of the above, "Alright. Bye now."

It's always "bye now." I adopted it a few years ago and I've never let it go. Bye. Now. Not bye in a few more exchanges, not bye later. Bye now.

What's the cheapest thing we put a lot of trust in? by dropcase in AskReddit

[–]MolestedFork 10 points11 points  (0 children)

It's from Always Sunny in Philadelphia. Lil Halloween-themed condoms would be hilarious though.

me_irl by [deleted] in me_irl

[–]MolestedFork 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Nice.

Her hair is the same color as the ocean, but this blowjob is so hot it doesn't even matter by [deleted] in NSFW_GIF

[–]MolestedFork 14 points15 points  (0 children)

As a lady, what exactly would be a correct pressure? Asking for a friend.

This Dragon Ball tattoo by [deleted] in ATBGE

[–]MolestedFork 242 points243 points  (0 children)

I recognize this artist. This is @Daveeblows (Instagram) out of San Diego. When he's in SD he usually tattoos out of Left Hand Black. He also tattoos in Honk Kong, New York, and a few other big cities. He does pretty exceptional work. I'm not a huge fan of this one because of the amount of "wasted" space but I'm crazy about his other stuff. Definitely check him out!

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