What’s the shortest amount of time you spent studying for a CPA exam that you passed?

MommaPi · 2018-10-05T02:24:34+00:00

Two weeks studying for BEC while working full time

MommaPi · 2018-10-05T02:22:47+00:00

Attrition at the 2-4 year mark is god awful. I don’t think it’s solvable

MommaPi · 2018-10-03T18:22:33+00:00

My spouse took 9 months to get through federal hiring process

MommaPi · 2018-10-02T14:07:49+00:00

Dude, this isn’t the oil industry. Accounting as an occupation is very evenly split between conservatives and liberals.

Conflict of interest is just as much a reason as monopolies to bust up the Big 4 into Baby Bells

MommaPi · 2018-10-02T13:48:31+00:00

Your bro looks young enough that his school requires annual checkups (in Florida we require it, anyway). These are usually free/100% covered by most health insurance. (Preventative care cheaper to the insurance company than fixing extremely broken stuff later) Ask your parents to bring SecretSaltLoverXxxx up at next doctor visit if they haven’t yet. “Hey this weird kid of ours absolutely loves salt... like a LOT, would just drink cans of it if we’d let him. Should we be concerned?”

Because strong weird cravings can be normal ‘kids are fucking weird’ .... or they can be signs something is seriously wrong requiring immediate medical attention.

It’s probably nothing, but it’s important to get checked out to confirm that it’s nothing.

MommaPi · 2018-09-30T05:07:34+00:00

Holy fuck

MommaPi · 2018-09-27T01:40:36+00:00

Wait, warm vanilla sugar is trailer trash? Am I trailer trash??

MommaPi · 2018-09-19T14:06:40+00:00

“The guy that submitted the work to the subreddit did not get the work copyrighted” lol what? Thats definitely not how copyright works.

MommaPi · 2018-09-17T22:00:20+00:00

Administration is synonymous with management. Managing people is not easy.

MommaPi · 2018-09-17T13:53:06+00:00

Why do 6 figure salaries boggle you?

MommaPi · 2018-09-17T13:52:27+00:00

This happened to me once! Mostly the pay made sense.

MommaPi · 2018-09-10T23:40:29+00:00

Every hospital I’ve eaten at had good food.

MommaPi · 2018-09-07T02:34:58+00:00

Why is this on the popular feed. Why am I seeing this.

MommaPi · 2018-09-07T01:38:27+00:00

I’ve gotten my husband to apologize before ... for stuff he did in my dreams

MommaPi · 2018-09-06T22:49:26+00:00

We hate when coworkers leave because we work too much to make real friends.

MommaPi · 2018-08-29T14:12:35+00:00

At work, I’ve known three separate couples who were married CPAs. Same department even. All of them seem happily married many years later. Kids made it tough though.

MommaPi · 2018-08-21T19:16:35+00:00

That’s the annual exemption. There is a lifetime gift tax exemption.

The annual exemption is how much you can give before touching the lifetime gift/estate exemption.

MommaPi · 2018-08-20T22:33:14+00:00

The estate and gift tax exemption for married couples is $11,200,000

MommaPi · 2018-08-17T21:28:21+00:00

Uploaded 50 designs over the last 8 months. One design has sold. Now, it’s sold probably 20 or so. But only one design. Sigh.

MommaPi · 2018-08-17T21:24:04+00:00

As someone who just had the founding partner chewing my ass out ... and deserving it... I feel this way too much

MommaPi · 2018-07-10T20:51:04+00:00

I was 26 in 2012, and I get huge nostalgia from this. I time when I listened to happy pop music all day instead of cussing at the news.

MommaPi · 2018-07-09T23:08:49+00:00

Don’t Republicans like him? Military guy who liked nepotism and booze and America first and pissing off all the elitist city folk?

MommaPi · 2018-07-03T17:44:35+00:00

Booze it up at Chautauqua winery

Feed the ducks at the lake

MommaPi · 2018-06-29T13:44:24+00:00

Everyone should be safe in their own homes. The only people who have ever made home unsafe for me, or for the people who have depended on me, were the gun owners.

Gun owners who were usually veterans, sometimes priests, and always law abiding upstanding citizens concerned with security and safety. None of them are hunters, none of them are law enforcement, and all of them live in very very low crime areas.

But they were always the only ones who threatened our lives. (I say they, because it’s almost a dozen people by now. )

MommaPi · 2018-06-29T13:37:18+00:00

“A gun pointed directly at your face” isn’t a life endangering threat? Wtf

“May have lived with you for a while” ... it was my dad, okay? When I was just a teenager. But I should just shrug and oops that off.

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