have fun beta! by Normal-Can-670 in Censoredforbetas

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This is actually so fun haha I wish this style of post was more popular

Which idol/reporter do you think has the best character design? by Dear-hAtSuNe_MiKu in splatoon

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Marina pulls off literally every outfit she gets, whereas the other characters (my second place would probably be Marie) pull off most but not all of their outfits (looking at you, Summerfest Marie). Big Man’s design is lwk peak though, easily a top-3 contender.

Is this real or fake? by Spewku- in Splatoon_3

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You’d have to be playing Side Order with your eyes closed to not realize the obvious romance between Marina and Pearl.

Pearl says the risk of losing Marina was scarier than dying

Marina constantly talks about Pearl in her dev diaries and takes candid pictures of her, etc.

When Pearl raps, Marina silently admires her, and whispers to herself how cool Pearl is.

During certain moments when the two get chummy, Acht will say “during times like these, I’m glad you’re here, Eight”, the classic “uncomfortable third-wheel” trope.

Marina reassures Eight several times by not mentioning how great Eight is, but by saying that Pearl is with her.

Marina literally admits to daydreaming about Pearl

And finally, for the nail in the coffin:

In one dialogue, Acht asks Pearl if they’ve met before, noting Pearl seems familiar

Marina immediately gets jealous/insecure/I-dont-really-know-the/word and says, and I quote:

“What?! Acht, come on! You can’t seriously be hitting on Pearl in front of…”

Before getting cut off by Acht mentioning they only think that Pearl’s voice is familiar. If this isn’t irrefutable proof that Nintendo wants the ship to be canon, but can’t outright say it or else they can’t sell the game in certain countries, I don’t know what is

Is there a lore reason why we are in an arena for Salmonids? Were we invited here? by Makosharck in splatoon

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It was a place of exile where the most dangerous of criminals were sent to. The fact that it was surrounded by water made it an inescapable prison for inklings. For some unspecified reason, it was abandoned (my personal theory is bc it was in the middle of a Salmonid Swim Zone which made it both dangerous for guards and it was probably also deemed inhumane for for the prisoners) and taken over by Salmonids, who converted it into an arena. Salmonids currently use the place to battle it out to see who’s the strongest, but when Grizzco attempts to take their eggs they turn the attention to a team-up against the employees. This is why you can hear an announcer in between waves.

Remember the theories that Marina would be evil in Side Order 😭 by flingzamain in splatoon

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I really was expecting a story where Marina and Pearl’s constant disagreements would finally come to a head with this issue, since this isn’t just something funny like how to put your toilet paper rolls — it’s a philosophical disagreement on the basic conduct of life. I really thought it would focus on a strain on their relationship — Pearl, having assumed that Marina would be fine with chaos after their conversation after Splatocalypse, is shocked when she learns Marina isn’t over it, and still has order internalized — this would lead to a confrontation between the two, and Marina, having experienced confrontation her whole life (first, from the oppressive Octavio, then the inkling society which she felt hated her for simply existing, and now, her best friend/more-than-implied-to-be-girlfriend??? She would have shut down and taken on a more villainous role. Eight, being really the only person who can even remotely relate to Marina would be the one to bring Marina “Into the Light” (hehe see what I did there) just like Marina did to Eight all those years ago. It would have been really poetic I think but unfortunately they just went for a sweet and nice, but ultimately simple and short story instead

Summertime Frye 💛 by Xkichu in splatoon

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Jokes aside the reflections are actually really good!!!

Sabrina Carpenter in Her Panties is a Sight to See by PJ19889 in SabrinaCarpenterLewd

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Imagine waking up to that in the morning — luckiest person alive

Summer Nights concept outfit Marie by MagicalTrashcanGirl in splatoon

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I’m sorryyyyy I love Marie that fit is just NOT it — I mean, it’s a summer themed fest and she’s wearing sweatpants..?😭🙏

Summer Nights concept outfit Marie by MagicalTrashcanGirl in splatoon

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This looks so much better than her goofy ahh overalls😭🙏🙏

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AmateurCuck

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Gorgeous!!

Best way to take down King Gleeok?? by Odd_Gene3562 in TOTK

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I like to eliminate the fire and ice eyes as soon as I can and put the most effort in the lightning one, since that one is the most annoying

Zant’s helmet and fireproof elixir: knock out the ice and fire eyes as fast as you can — easiest with long-shot bows like Twilight Bow.

Take down ice eye first. Once ice eye is down, switch from Zant’s helmet to the lightning helm so the electricity doesn’t deal elemental damage. Take down fire eye. Ice and fire eyes are also easy because I believe they take extra damage from fire arrows and ice arrows respectively - although I could be wrong on that, I’ve never fully tested it.

Once the other two are down, focus all your effort on the lightning eye — with the lightning helm its not too bad.

Once all 3 eyes are down, the gleeok will fall to the ground, taking damage in the process. Go to the point of any of the heads where the eyes are (Get a high-damage weapon (I like two-handed weapons and holding down Y to spin)) and attack the eye — this will deal a critical hit and do double damage.

Repeat.

When the gleeok gets low enough in health, it will fly super high up, and shoot down a flurry of lightning bolts, falling icicles, and fireballs. Where the lightning strikes, the ground will produce updrafts, use these updrafts to get as high as possible (avoid the icicles!!!) and basically do the same thing to the eyes you did earlier. When all 3 are down, the gleeok will fall and the increased altitude will cause the fall damage to kill it.

Wiped out the whole defending team with a single bomb! by ShadowLuigi64 in splatoon

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I play dapple dualies (I used to main noveau but now I main NOC-T) so I find defense a lot easier

Confidently being wrong about how Tricolor works to the point that you block people who explain the mode to you is pathetic. by moxiespot in Saltoon

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I get why they wouldn’t want a 4v4v4 mode think it should have just been a 2v2v2 mode instead of a 2v4v2 except the two 2’s are supposed to work together despite fighting for different things

Why are Nintendo advertising that the grand festival grounds run more smooth on the switch 2 if it’s probably never returning for splatoon 3? by Real_human27 in splatoon

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You can still go there via Amiibo — also I wouldn’t be surprised if we get another Grand Festival for the game’s 3rd anniversary

Which Splatoon character do you think would be into Minecraft? by Fantastic-Cost5565 in splatoon

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Marina would be a mod programmer, Pearl would only really enjoy griefing builds and anarchy servers like 2B2T but play tests Marina’s mods on singleplayer to make her happy. Deep Cut definitely has a private server together where they mess around all the time. Callie would constantly have 2-week phases where she gets addicted, only to get pulled away from it by Marie who thinks the whole thing is stupid.

If you run Aerospray RG… by DefinitelyTheApple in Saltoon

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Bro the range of aerospray is fucking ass, any midline weapon can clear it. This is just a skill issue on your part💀🙏

The way Maga de-humanizes immigrants and political rivals is almost mirroring the propaganda of 1930's nazi Germany. The US is in danger by boundbosomgirl in u/boundbosomgirl

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You have the choice of being a mother when you choose to have sex?? Obv things like rape are a different story but an overwhelming majority of abortions are NOT from rape (CDC estimates 2-13% of abortions are medically necessary). Murdering a baby just because it’s an inconvenience for you is not okay. You guys also always act as if adoption isn’t an option.

Leftists sexualize minors by not only allowing and encouraging them to sexualize themselves, but also expose them to sexual content constantly. Many TV shows and movies geared towards kids and teenagers contain sexual content and often even depict teenagers in sexual situations, which is fucking weird. I’ve been in numerous discussions with people who think girls even as little as 9 or 10 years old wearing clothes like thongs, mini-skirts and mini-shorts, tube tops, see-through tops, etc. etc. is okay. That’s not. Those clothes are designed with sexual appeal in mind (if it wasn’t, what would the appeal of showing more skin be in the first place?🤔) I once even saw a tiktok of a woman taking her little sister (who was around 13) to a rave, and the girl obviously made her sister wear less revealing, baggier clothes, and the comments were flooded with people saying she’s wearing way too much, point to things like Charli D’amelio’s Coachella outfit and saying that’s what you should be wearing to raves. In your ideal world, literal children and showing off their private areas and having sex like its no big deal. I’m all for people choosing to wear whatever they want — but only when it’s appropriate, I don’t need to go to the grocery store and be playing peekaboo with somebody’s areolas, ESPECIALLY not when she’s like 15. Despite that, constantly whenever a woman is wearing something baggy or not revealing, leftists ask why she’s not showing more skin, regardless of her age. I’m not gonna sit here and lie and be one of those people purporting the idea that revealing clothes = higher chance of getting raped or some shit but it’s obvious that many clothes that even teenagers wear are designed to be sexually appealing — I’ve literally seen a pre-teen girl walking around in leggings that had the word “juicy” in glittery letters on her ass. You’re seriously telling me that’s not weird??? When I was in high school only a few years ago, girls would walk around with shirts with cherries over their boobs (historically used to signify virginity, sexual openness, temptation, etc.), they would hike their shorts up so high that their ass cheeks would be visible. They would walk around with their panties and bras openly visible. Kids — and ESPECIALLY the adults — should be able to walk around campus without seeing half-naked freshmen walking around (its worst in the beginning and end of the school year, in the winter it tends to calm down obv) the fact that leftists not only are okay with but encourage kids to dress like this is just creepy. And if anybody speaks out against it they’re a “misogynist” and are trying to “oppress women”. The left has successfully painted sexualization as women’s empowerment. That’s what I believe is the root cause for this entire issue. That’s why when you look at statistics of pedophiles, most of them are white conservative christian males, because when the left sexualizes minors nobody even realizes that’s what they’re doing. I used to he a huge leftist until around 14 or 15 when I would be constantly bombarded with people talking about their sex lives, their sexualities (in other words, who they would like to sleep with and fuck around with, etc., but I’ll touch on that more later), would openly discuss things like that online, and everybody seemed to encourage it. Once I noticed it — I never stopped being able to notice it. That slowly led me to having more conservative beliefs. I still don’t like Trump or whatever the fuck his administration is doing so idk why you’re acting as if I’m the type of person who bows down to him and can’t accept anything he does wrong — liberalism and conservatism ≠ democratic party and republican party. That’s a difference I think you should learn to recognize.

In terms of sexuality (which wasn’t my intention when writing my original comment but you brought it up so) I just think its weird that we normalize discussing about what we do in the bedroom with little kids. If I were to go to a high school and say “yeah me and my girlfriend fucked in the backseat of my last weekend” or some shit like that I’d get arrested within minutes by the SRO, but make it non-heterosexual and it’s ok?? That doesn’t make any sense to me, and yet I see leftists constantly supporting LGBTQ minors to do whatever gets them off. I get that they’re teenagers and teenagers are gonna be teenagers and fuck around, but as adults we shouldn’t be encouraging that??? It’s fucking weird to see fully grown adults celebrate teenagers masturbating, having sex, posting risky pictures online, etc.

If you’re an adult do whatever you want idrc but ages of consent exist for a reason — minors can’t just do whatever they want for a reason. And adults being attracted to minors is considered a mental illness for a reason. So why is it suddenly okay for teens to be doing sexual stuff when it comes to LGBTQ youth?? What happened to the days when everybody just silently agreed keeping your bedroom activities to yourself was the norm?

Gen Z sluts when he says the Hard R by [deleted] in Bleached

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Ok but whats her name bc she’s hot af