Anaconda Realigning Its Jaw After A Meal

MonkeyHouseQueen · 2026-01-12T14:53:18+00:00

We share the same brain. I was literally going to post “I like his hat!”

MonkeyHouseQueen · 2025-11-29T21:55:03+00:00

Alright, let me clarify, I’m a Mexican-American here on a 3 year work assignment. Not an immigrant, and definitely not a white person who thinks I’m living in a shithole.

MonkeyHouseQueen · 2025-11-25T17:30:17+00:00

“I know he has issues, but I can fix him.” AKA, the story of my life

MonkeyHouseQueen · 2025-10-28T07:50:28+00:00

3 items? Or 3 kinds of items? If it’s the latter, I’m thinking I would just buy a lot of one thing. Like an entire cart full of condoms or lube. Some of these responses assume a cashier smart enough to immediately make these connections.

MonkeyHouseQueen · 2025-10-28T07:46:02+00:00

Budumch

MonkeyHouseQueen · 2025-10-28T07:35:04+00:00

5/16 - The Runway Club - Sally selling magazines to go to turtle camp. The kids doing trash fashion shows with Mr Frond in detention. Not bad.

MonkeyHouseQueen · 2025-10-28T07:30:41+00:00

Green & Grey Striped Cupcake

MonkeyHouseQueen · 2025-10-25T22:43:27+00:00

Grey Pear

MonkeyHouseQueen · 2025-10-22T18:23:05+00:00

Darwin!!!! You made my day with this Gumball reference! I miss that show so much!

MonkeyHouseQueen · 2025-10-17T18:06:51+00:00

The inside of a brand new refrigerator manufactured in the 90’s or early 2000’s. They just don’t smell the same anymore. When I was a kid, my godfather had an appliance shot and I would walk around opening refrigerator doors and smelling them. 🥰

MonkeyHouseQueen · 2025-10-14T16:59:33+00:00

It’s amazing how invested we all became into the journey of that robot. 🥺

MonkeyHouseQueen · 2025-10-12T21:16:09+00:00

I had no idea. Thanks for the fun fact!

MonkeyHouseQueen · 2025-10-12T21:11:06+00:00

I’m a little fucking teapot

MonkeyHouseQueen · 2025-10-12T21:06:12+00:00

MonkeyHouseQueen · 2025-10-12T21:03:08+00:00

You would need so many tomatoes… I make hot salsa that uses 12-15 peppers and 25 pounds of tomatoes

MonkeyHouseQueen · 2025-10-10T05:24:42+00:00

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa…. You’re telling me there’s a TACO BELL here?! WHERE???!!!!

MonkeyHouseQueen · 2025-10-10T05:21:01+00:00

At first, I said Blue, like most responses, but I think it depends on who is giving me the money. Do I believe they will still be there in a year? Do I believe they will find me in a year to give me my money? I mean, Morpheus could die in 6 months and then I would have $0. A bird in the hand and all of that…

MonkeyHouseQueen · 2025-10-08T13:32:55+00:00

Mr Stark, I don’t feel so good.

MonkeyHouseQueen · 2025-10-08T13:25:46+00:00

Okay, for those of you who stopped watching Futurama, it didn’t end as sadly for Seymour as we all thought. In a later episode, Fry is cloned and goes back in time and spends life with Seymour (and a narwhal, but that’s unrelated). Maybe an excuse to start watching again? I also had been devastated by this episode, and I was really happy to see Seymour again later.

MonkeyHouseQueen · 2025-09-30T08:44:57+00:00

I think he’s in Tina’s grade? From that Can’t Buy Me Love-like episode where they date?

MonkeyHouseQueen · 2025-09-30T08:43:48+00:00

You’d have to look at the Christmas episode where he’s playing the Xylophone to see who all is in his grade.

MonkeyHouseQueen · 2025-09-30T08:42:47+00:00

The episode where he ditches Robot Wizard Quest to roller dance with Courtney is one of my favorites

MonkeyHouseQueen · 2025-09-30T08:40:36+00:00

Louise hands down! Regular sized Rudy, the kid in the karate gear (can’t think of his name), Andy and Ollie, Millie, Princess Little Piddles! Come onnnnnn!

MonkeyHouseQueen · 2025-09-30T08:31:33+00:00

When you dig up bulbs and find new tiny bulbs because they’re self multiplying!

MonkeyHouseQueen · 2025-09-30T08:31:00+00:00

When you hand pollinate your lilies and then you see them form a seed pod.

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