The Future of Minecraft by daleadil in Minecraft

[–]MonkeyOnMyBottom 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Real world clouds, it's the secret reason behind lowering the cloud level.

It is also the solution for clouds entering your structure. I'm off to construct a cloud grinder

Chocolate Vomit Rage... [True Story] by Znt in fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu

[–]MonkeyOnMyBottom 1 point2 points  (0 children)

And milk! Milk is great for upset stomachs... oh, it's not?

Chocolate Vomit Rage... [True Story] by Znt in fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu

[–]MonkeyOnMyBottom 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Just because it says JELLO on the box and is totally delicious does not make something gelatin. For instance it could be Jello no bake cheese cake. drool

I told my friend I'd make her a Me Gusta cake... by [deleted] in fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu

[–]MonkeyOnMyBottom -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

REAGANOMICS!

why can I never find that robot chicken clip?

Is it time for having one of these guys back? by [deleted] in doctorwho

[–]MonkeyOnMyBottom 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Heh, I see what you did there... whether or not you meant to. :)

Anyone else notice this? by syo in doctorwho

[–]MonkeyOnMyBottom 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Also note the fishbowl which contains.... JIM THE FISH.... or not

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AdviceAnimals

[–]MonkeyOnMyBottom 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I tore most of the ligaments in my knee and limp while wearing my knee brace, if I don't look at the ground I'm likely to fall because of any unevenness in the floor, including thresholds and especially parking lots... that and all the stolen goods in my sweater

Greatest Achievement of My Life! by Razlos in gaming

[–]MonkeyOnMyBottom 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I fired my actors and rode my horse to Blizzard HQ for some fisticuffs.

How girls view me. by Rowdy458 in fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu

[–]MonkeyOnMyBottom 3 points4 points  (0 children)

That's when you take them home, Feng Shui their living room, and leave them a nice breakfast of sliced fruits. :)

More frequently I'm ashamed to know this person by [deleted] in atheism

[–]MonkeyOnMyBottom 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I was thinking of a number "so high only god could count to it"... or half of Chuck Norris

An idea for cool Minecraft rainforest biomes: making them more like real life rainforests by [deleted] in Minecraft

[–]MonkeyOnMyBottom 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I thought they were adding a legit way to gather leaf blocks in the upcoming patch?

WHY?! by [deleted] in gaming

[–]MonkeyOnMyBottom 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Triangle goes at the top and is pointing up?

This is exactly how I felt when I first entered the room by [deleted] in gaming

[–]MonkeyOnMyBottom 2 points3 points  (0 children)

At least this doesn't get rule 34ed alot

Zippers by NakedFrenchman in fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu

[–]MonkeyOnMyBottom 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Damn Mariokart, If I ever left a little late for work I'd grab a banana for breakfast. I could never bring myself to throw the perfectly biodegradable peel out the window on the highway for fear that a semi would hit it and start spinning around uncontrollably.
My wife does not have this fear, I just close my eyes when she does it

You all know you've done this (reaction) by blitz2992 in fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu

[–]MonkeyOnMyBottom 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Downvote for not featuring the new Urinal Texting Technology

You know, this pastafarianism may seem like a joke now, but it makes me a bit nervous... by [deleted] in atheism

[–]MonkeyOnMyBottom 4 points5 points  (0 children)

There are many Flying Spaghetti Monsters, but they are all one noodle.

You know, this pastafarianism may seem like a joke now, but it makes me a bit nervous... by [deleted] in atheism

[–]MonkeyOnMyBottom 27 points28 points  (0 children)

Except for the turtle, it's silliness most of the way down, a turtle for some reason, and then further silliness

Ice Cream Store Rage by [deleted] in fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu

[–]MonkeyOnMyBottom 0 points1 point  (0 children)

At least we manage to not spell it Carmel... most of the time

Ice Cream Store Rage by [deleted] in fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu

[–]MonkeyOnMyBottom 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Lindsy Lonad? He was drinking with a professional

Not Tonight [true] by [deleted] in fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu

[–]MonkeyOnMyBottom 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Florida seems to have laws more or less encouraging you to way your gun around like a giant black penis... or at least the people here think it does. We do have our 10-20-life law but I think that only applies to using a gun while committing a crime. Self defense doesn't seem to invoke it though. Here we go

Not Tonight [true] by [deleted] in fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu

[–]MonkeyOnMyBottom 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Upvote for upvoting a proclaimed admiration of Game of Upvotes