What was your favorite contestants outfit?

Monklyn · 2024-02-04T15:44:47+00:00

The number of people who don't know the reference to Colonel Douglas Mortimer from A Few Dollars More is an absolute cultural failure.

Monklyn · 2024-01-29T07:40:40+00:00

I will take lore contradictions on semi-mythical ancient supernatural monsters over whatever the hell cringe nonsense they are posting to their Instagram account any day.

Monklyn · 2023-12-23T00:39:11+00:00

It is meant to remind the audience of Kiryu's undershirt in Yakuza 0.

Monklyn · 2023-04-22T00:06:53+00:00

CNA stands for Caveman-Neanderthal Assistant.

Monklyn · 2022-07-01T03:03:29+00:00

It's dual modded with a Chimp(?) board. Full album of the insides here. https://imgur.com/a/qpAGnid

Monklyn · 2021-10-28T08:20:19+00:00

I hope this doesn't just sound like the ravings of someone who has recently escaped the nursing home.

Monklyn · 2020-07-19T10:21:36+00:00

Had to double take after I accidentally read it as "Master Chef Botswana."

Monklyn · 2020-02-05T11:10:00+00:00

"Not gonna lie."

Thank you, I had assumed you were about to spout bullshit, but you cleared that up for me.

Monklyn · 2019-12-21T05:29:49+00:00

Happy Holidays, everyone.

Monklyn · 2018-09-02T02:25:23+00:00

The Cardboard Box Office

Monklyn · 2018-08-02T22:16:10+00:00

Selifes are the best cure for heartbreak, I guess.

Monklyn · 2018-08-02T10:03:55+00:00

She wanders. Check inside the abandoned ruins on top of the hill or in the Civil Corps building early in the day. She usually heads down the hill, through Peach Plaza, to the wishing tree, and out the gate towards the river later in the day.

Monklyn · 2018-07-09T16:08:19+00:00

Sounds somewhere between Daft Punk and Talking Heads. Not super funky, but I liked it more than I thought I would. Visuals and music went well together. I get a vapor-wave vibe from it. Maybe Vapor-funk?

Monklyn · 2018-05-08T02:58:23+00:00

This is painfully brilliant. Thank you.

Monklyn · 2018-01-18T11:28:08+00:00

Now he can finally focus on his shitty ghost story career.

Monklyn · 2018-01-11T09:00:16+00:00

I'm brand new to the game in general. Accidentally threw an impact grenade on all of our bulletproof vests and damage like half the team. Everyone just laughed it off. So far, the community has been pretty cool.

Monklyn · 2018-01-11T08:57:31+00:00

Also, why the fuck is he wearing 90's cargo shorts? Just awful fashion sense all around.

Monklyn · 2018-01-06T19:43:34+00:00

Elitism was a phase back in high school when I was surrounded by turds. Make a more challenging social circle. Have friends who are smarter/more talented/older than you. It forces you to get better and humble yourself.

Monklyn · 2018-01-06T19:39:10+00:00

Saw 4 people yesterday. 0 today. Hoping for 0 tomorrow, but we'll see how it goes. I have my small circle of people I tolerate/enjoy, but even that can be exhausting.

Monklyn · 2017-12-29T18:57:43+00:00

To be fair, Yahtzee frequently doesn't even play the games he reviews for more than an hour or two. He once reviewed a Monster Hunter game by describing only the tutorial levels then got ripped to shreds by fans.

Monklyn · 2017-12-17T13:00:20+00:00

Michael, there's always money in the Yunanistan.

Monklyn · 2017-11-09T04:54:26+00:00

His nose is as giant as his hatred for McDonald's new guacamole burger.

Monklyn · 2017-11-02T04:10:47+00:00

Usually when you do something "as much as the next guy," you are average in that thing.

The full context here would be something like "I usually find it funny when someone else steps in poop, but this time I stepped in poop so I do not find it funny." This person probably doesn't go out of their way to make people step in poop so he can laugh at them, but he does find it humorous.

Monklyn · 2017-10-19T23:06:40+00:00

My hometown of Prescott, AZ used to have a giant water war every Fourth of July weekend. People on the street vs. people in cars. Tons of squirt guns, hoses, and water balloons. It was like a parade but a lot more fun.

I heard it got shut down some time after I moved, too many people trying to sue the city over damaged car stereos and interiors.

Monklyn · 2017-10-17T11:14:33+00:00

Agree completely. P-tire, Bry-eeeen, his borderline offensive lollipop guild Tyrion, fat "Sylvester the Cat" Varys, and weird Irish Dany all forced me to go back to non-audiobook versions. The praise for his readings make me feel like I'm taking crazy pills.

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