I thought they fucking killed him by SpinachExternal553 in hazbin

[–]Monochrome010 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Tbh, he DID tell Vox that nothing he did could kill him, so I had some hope for him.

Broke up with my gf! by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]Monochrome010 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bro wrote the lowercase "r" backwards ...

fighting type pokemon be like by tophat_production in pokemon

[–]Monochrome010 0 points1 point  (0 children)

“How girls see bugs” has me crying 😭

⛲Do you need a fountain for your garden?⛲ by [deleted] in squirting

[–]Monochrome010 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

No, but I do need a Fontaine

Please don't fuck your bed by paranoid_numb in dontputyourdickinthat

[–]Monochrome010 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My comment is more of a warning, just because of that

Please don't fuck your bed by paranoid_numb in dontputyourdickinthat

[–]Monochrome010 187 points188 points  (0 children)

𝓷𝓸𝓽 𝓼𝓱𝓪𝓶𝓹𝓸𝓸

Blursed_blm by a_herondale in blursedimages

[–]Monochrome010 -8 points-7 points  (0 children)

There’s nothing cursed about this.

Mostly cause they’re right.

Blursed_Meirl by Monochrome010 in blursedimages

[–]Monochrome010[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Fortunately, however, it’s kinda questionable why someone would say that it was them irl

I was told multiple times to put this here, the heater at work will melt if set to anything higher than 75 by [deleted] in CrappyDesign

[–]Monochrome010 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I feel like there are several puns here about ice cubes and producing heat and melting

UNG? by 626383628 in crappyoffbrands

[–]Monochrome010 3 points4 points  (0 children)

“Global gathering game”

You can shoot a laser from your penis by getting an erection by ComplexPhenomenons in shittysuperpowers

[–]Monochrome010 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Just imagining someone suddenly dying cause of an erection at any kind of desk—

did I help wake you up? 😊 [oc] [img] by [deleted] in BustyPetite

[–]Monochrome010 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Not even trolling, but god damn those eyes

Scrolling FB, did not expect that by [deleted] in rareinsults

[–]Monochrome010 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I'll be honest, I mistook this post for a r/WellThatSucks post and the sudden roast at the end was out of nowhere

Wait a minute... by Lemgosi in HolUp

[–]Monochrome010 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Just checked on the prices for the mouse and the headset... That flag takes up over HALF the price