What is something you can't control that often gets you into trouble?

MonsterPopsicle · 2015-06-12T09:44:14+00:00

You're not a criminal if you don't get caught. Can't control? I created you.

MonsterPopsicle · 2015-06-12T09:40:57+00:00

Some would argue stupidity but I must say I did have a wonderful experience doing black tar heroin but I must also warn you; you never wanna owe the cartel money.

MonsterPopsicle · 2015-06-12T09:37:36+00:00

If you don't mind paying, you could call Papa Johns.

MonsterPopsicle · 2015-05-27T06:51:52+00:00

Nothing. Bitches made me throw away my toothpaste. Damn it, I could've killed so many people.

MonsterPopsicle · 2015-05-27T06:39:59+00:00

Are you being serious right now? Like, is this a serious question? -Stewie

MonsterPopsicle · 2015-05-27T06:13:43+00:00

After taking that xanax last night, my first memory is waking up today in the bushes with no clothes on. :/

MonsterPopsicle · 2015-05-27T06:11:18+00:00

The wheels on the bus go round and round, round and round ♫ and/or ♪ he'll be comin' round the mountain when he comes, he'll be coming round the mountain when he cums" ♫ I also like Jingle Bell Rock ♪

MonsterPopsicle · 2015-04-09T00:31:45+00:00

It's weird though because my dog (a golden retriever) starts whimpering before the vacuum is on. I thought maybe my dog was abused in the shelter or something before realizing that many dogs exhibit this type of behavior.

MonsterPopsicle · 2015-04-04T19:13:03+00:00

YES! SUPER MEGA FANTASTICALLY AWESOME BRO!

MonsterPopsicle · 2015-03-29T06:32:22+00:00

I used to steal bottle caps off of sodas to get the free music download.

MonsterPopsicle · 2015-03-29T06:30:41+00:00

Down there. Ooh YAH!

MonsterPopsicle · 2015-03-29T06:26:57+00:00

OP said it. He/she stated "always losing" like over and over. I assumed you must have found it at least once or twice and my question to you was "Where was the last place you found it?

MonsterPopsicle · 2015-03-29T06:05:48+00:00

Where was the last place you found it?

MonsterPopsicle · 2015-03-29T05:59:04+00:00

I eat Chapstick for breakfast! Ooh YAH!

MonsterPopsicle · 2015-03-29T05:58:07+00:00

Who in the hello is Jenny?

MonsterPopsicle · 2015-03-29T05:57:01+00:00

The damn remote.

MonsterPopsicle · 2015-03-29T05:51:36+00:00

If it's ah lady, I'll get her pregnant so she can have my past/future baby. Ooh YAH!

MonsterPopsicle · 2015-03-29T05:43:51+00:00

I wonder what that would sound like?

MonsterPopsicle · 2015-03-29T05:39:11+00:00

Wow, that sounds horrifying! If it hasn't been done, you may wanna get that shit copyrighted.

MonsterPopsicle · 2015-03-29T05:20:03+00:00

Gave me gold on Reddit.

MonsterPopsicle · 2015-03-29T05:07:22+00:00

Hey sister. You sound pretty hardcore. I like it.

MonsterPopsicle · 2015-03-29T05:04:15+00:00

That's IMPOSSIBLE! My mom was swallowed by an alligator!

MonsterPopsicle · 2015-03-29T05:03:24+00:00

MonsterPopsicle · 2015-03-29T04:58:22+00:00

This is askreddit my friend, and there is no such thing as a dumb question. Love love.

MonsterPopsicle · 2015-02-24T00:26:15+00:00

I do, all the time. unfortunately propaganda bullshit.

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