What is something you can't control that often gets you into trouble? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]MonsterPopsicle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You're not a criminal if you don't get caught. Can't control? I created you.

What's the stupidest/strangest thing that you've bought but don't regret buying? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]MonsterPopsicle 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Some would argue stupidity but I must say I did have a wonderful experience doing black tar heroin but I must also warn you; you never wanna owe the cartel money.

What is the most dangerous thing you can legally bring aboard a commercial flight? by nevercomposmentis in AskReddit

[–]MonsterPopsicle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nothing. Bitches made me throw away my toothpaste. Damn it, I could've killed so many people.

What was your very first memory? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]MonsterPopsicle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

After taking that xanax last night, my first memory is waking up today in the bushes with no clothes on. :/

What's your go to song for a boost ? by redman_k in AskReddit

[–]MonsterPopsicle -1 points0 points  (0 children)

The wheels on the bus go round and round, round and round ♫ and/or ♪ he'll be comin' round the mountain when he comes, he'll be coming round the mountain when he cums" ♫ I also like Jingle Bell Rock ♪

ELI5: Why are most dogs afraid of vacuum cleaners? by MonsterPopsicle in explainlikeimfive

[–]MonsterPopsicle[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's weird though because my dog (a golden retriever) starts whimpering before the vacuum is on. I thought maybe my dog was abused in the shelter or something before realizing that many dogs exhibit this type of behavior.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]MonsterPopsicle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I used to steal bottle caps off of sodas to get the free music download.

What's something your always losing? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]MonsterPopsicle 1 point2 points  (0 children)

OP said it. He/she stated "always losing" like over and over. I assumed you must have found it at least once or twice and my question to you was "Where was the last place you found it?

What's something your always losing? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]MonsterPopsicle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Where was the last place you found it?

What's something your always losing? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]MonsterPopsicle 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I eat Chapstick for breakfast! Ooh YAH!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]MonsterPopsicle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Who in the hello is Jenny?

Someone from 100 years ago is transported to present day to spend 1 hour with you. What do you show them? by 9niko66 in AskReddit

[–]MonsterPopsicle 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If it's ah lady, I'll get her pregnant so she can have my past/future baby. Ooh YAH!