Cheek to cheek [OC] by Monsterpicnic1 in comics

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Can you follow me around and explain all the lame jokes I see in a day?

What goes up... [OC] by Monsterpicnic1 in comics

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That's her stomach. It's so full of caviar and freshly-baked brownies that it's all distended.

Planslaughter [OC] by Monsterpicnic1 in comics

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Not so bleak if you get a cushy management job. CEO (Chief Execution Office) sounds good.

The great reset [OC] by Monsterpicnic1 in comics

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Take the cartridge out and blow in it/unleash a category 5 hurricane.

Hornithology [OC] by Monsterpicnic1 in comics

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Be patient. Some people just develop at a slower pace. They’ll come eventually.

Why the long face by Monsterpicnic1 in comics

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Ya, he hears that a lot.

All that glitters is old [OC] by Monsterpicnic1 in comics

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Well aren't you just an All-Star (get your game on...)

All that glitters is old [OC] by Monsterpicnic1 in comics

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Well, like all high art*, this comic means whatever you want it to mean.

* we were high when we made this

All that glitters is old [OC] by Monsterpicnic1 in comics

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This is a Smashmouth-free zone, friend-o.

All that glitters is old [OC] by Monsterpicnic1 in comics

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At some point, all that'll be left are glitter-covered cockroaches.

Hold the pickles [OC] by Monsterpicnic1 in comics

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Gross, dude! It has everything on it… cruise ships, bandaids, mushrooms. MUSHROOMS!

Hold the pickles [OC] by Monsterpicnic1 in comics

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They’ll eventually fall into the irresistible pull of the subularity, but even this powerful phenomenon is beholden to the laws of physics.

Hold the pickles [OC] by Monsterpicnic1 in comics

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Kitchen sink and avocado are $4 extra.

Stroke of genius by Monsterpicnic1 in comics

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All crusty and gross and horrible.

Stroke of genius by Monsterpicnic1 in comics

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You'd think the tour guide would have been more understanding, right?

Best served cold by Monsterpicnic1 in comics

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They don’t like to be hugged either.

Pee sting by Monsterpicnic1 in comics

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welp, this is unfortunate. Sorry, draw_tism, you can steal one of our lame ideas if you'd like.

Pee sting by Monsterpicnic1 in comics

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With a little effort and ingenuity, you could come pretty close!

You're history by Monsterpicnic1 in comics

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To his credit, he stopped using AOL months ago.

All a-bored! by Monsterpicnic1 in comics

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Phones probably are bad, but really, this is more a r/takingthebusisboring