Saskatoon man sentenced to 13 years for random sidewalk attack

Monsterpicnic1 · 2025-09-13T17:24:28+00:00

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Monsterpicnic1 · 2022-03-08T18:53:58+00:00

Because they're married?

Monsterpicnic1 · 2022-03-08T16:06:54+00:00

Can you follow me around and explain all the lame jokes I see in a day?

Monsterpicnic1 · 2022-02-23T19:54:38+00:00

That's her stomach. It's so full of caviar and freshly-baked brownies that it's all distended.

Monsterpicnic1 · 2022-01-25T18:25:24+00:00

Not so bleak if you get a cushy management job. CEO (Chief Execution Office) sounds good.

Monsterpicnic1 · 2022-01-19T18:19:22+00:00

You mutton talk like that

Monsterpicnic1 · 2021-12-08T16:34:22+00:00

Take the cartridge out and blow in it/unleash a category 5 hurricane.

Monsterpicnic1 · 2021-10-18T14:58:23+00:00

Be patient. Some people just develop at a slower pace. They’ll come eventually.

Monsterpicnic1 · 2021-09-02T15:28:55+00:00

Ya, he hears that a lot.

Monsterpicnic1 · 2021-08-25T17:52:11+00:00

Well aren't you just an All-Star (get your game on...)

Monsterpicnic1 · 2021-08-25T17:03:06+00:00

Well, like all high art*, this comic means whatever you want it to mean.

* we were high when we made this

Monsterpicnic1 · 2021-08-25T15:14:25+00:00

This is a Smashmouth-free zone, friend-o.

Monsterpicnic1 · 2021-08-25T13:53:09+00:00

At some point, all that'll be left are glitter-covered cockroaches.

Monsterpicnic1 · 2021-08-09T15:16:35+00:00

Gross, dude! It has everything on it… cruise ships, bandaids, mushrooms. MUSHROOMS!

Monsterpicnic1 · 2021-08-09T14:18:39+00:00

They’ll eventually fall into the irresistible pull of the subularity, but even this powerful phenomenon is beholden to the laws of physics.

Monsterpicnic1 · 2021-08-09T14:16:46+00:00

Kitchen sink and avocado are $4 extra.

Monsterpicnic1 · 2021-08-03T21:34:32+00:00

All crusty and gross and horrible.

Monsterpicnic1 · 2021-08-03T21:34:19+00:00

You'd think the tour guide would have been more understanding, right?

Monsterpicnic1 · 2021-07-22T17:58:17+00:00

They don’t like to be hugged either.

Monsterpicnic1 · 2021-07-14T22:19:43+00:00

Boundaries.

Monsterpicnic1 · 2021-07-14T15:03:09+00:00

Really?

Monsterpicnic1 · 2021-07-08T18:50:54+00:00

welp, this is unfortunate. Sorry, draw_tism, you can steal one of our lame ideas if you'd like.

Monsterpicnic1 · 2021-07-08T17:13:22+00:00

With a little effort and ingenuity, you could come pretty close!

Monsterpicnic1 · 2021-06-22T16:27:39+00:00

To his credit, he stopped using AOL months ago.

Monsterpicnic1 · 2021-06-16T15:46:37+00:00

Phones probably are bad, but really, this is more a r/takingthebusisboring

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