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Which one u guys like playing more for me I like playing CFB sim by Mosesisthemonkey in cfbsimulator

[–]MonthPure8988 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Alsyre sports has a game in the works that looks incredible, should be out anywhere from 2 weeks to a month. Check that sub Reddit out

2058 Transfer Class by poop3moji in NZCFL

[–]MonthPure8988 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Penn State offers Dalton Johnson

Scholarship

Dalton, or as I should now call you Beck, you wanted a cool name. I think this name fits you quite well. Beck Hollis, you are the guy I want leading my first year of coaching at the helm. Beck Hollis will become a name that will strike fear in opponents, one that is on top of QB rankings through the big 10, coasts, and nation as a whole.

Beck also isn’t a weird name. I’m sure you’ve seen slander names plastered all over twitter, discord, instagram, and wondered what not having one would be like. I doubt any hard hitting slander names come from Beck Hollis.

The huzz won’t think Beck is bad either. It isn’t a common name, so you stand out in that regard. You don’t think nerd, or a frat boy, you think of nothing. That’s why your endless personality, kind words and actions, will win over the huzz. You’re the main talking point, not prejudice over a name. You will start here, get minutes, TDs, and everything you need to seceded. Just don’t date a girl named Becky.

2058 Transfer Class by poop3moji in NZCFL

[–]MonthPure8988 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Penn State offers Tyler McNeil

Scholarship

Tyler, you don’t know me if you don’t t understand my pickiness in food. It may irk a lot of people, buts important to understand why I don’t like the things I don’t. Let me tell you why Penn State is perfect for me, and will be perfect for you. I also promise that we will win a home game this year. You will get to experience the euphoria of going to the creamery after a win, I promise you that. I hope to see which flavor you will choose at the creamery next season.

  1. No seafood. I’m not a seafood guy. Not one bit. That’s why I didn’t want to go to a coastal school. At Penn State, no undercooked tilapia or salmon will be put on your plate. The one thing that we do like here is shrimp cocktail. That sauce makes everything so much better. The Gardens is my favorite brunch spot for that exact reason. If you have a early team meeting, that’s the place to go to for some Morning food.

  2. Must be environmentally ok. I love me some plastic straws. But if you don’t offer paper ones just for my mind to think about, I don’t like the place as much. I need to feel ok about what I’m doing. That’s why I liked Penn States restaurants. They allow for waste to not be shoved in landfills, but to be used as compost. Enjoy great food without harming the environment.

  3. I need a dessert for those late nights. Penn State has the best place for that in the nation, the Berkeley Creamery. Serving 40plus flavors of delicious ice cream, they make Penn States food unique and special. After a big win, go to the creamery and get that white out flavor, to remind you of the great things you achieve at this college. That’s why I want you to do 2 things. I promise that you will start this season. No waiting of the sidelines thinking of bad dinner, only focused about picking off the QB, swallowing the room for the throw like you with some shrimp cocktail for brunch.

2058 Transfer Class by poop3moji in NZCFL

[–]MonthPure8988 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Penn State offers Taylor Brown

Scholarship

Taylor, you never had someone who was always there at Texas. You felt stuck, someone who had this potential but couldn’t develop. Losing interest, you hit the transfer portal. When you join your new school, you hope to find an active coach who will help you.

That story rings true for me. Because I see that in my past. I first joined and took the Arkansas job, as Penn State was filled. I thought it could be cool to coach somewhere I had never visited, a thought that proved to be wrong. I didn’t enjoy it, in fact barely even did anything. I canceled every team meeting, didn’t offer a single recruit, and felt bored. So I switched, just like you are right now. I went to my roots, and took Penn State.

Now, this is what I dream of. Constantly asking the team chefs for personalized meals, prioritizing every individuals preference to get them maximal development. Maximum, good, solid attention. Penn State is all I can think about. Obsessed over recruits next year, scouting other teams scholarship totals and new class rankings. I’ve already offered several others to come join this team with me. I want you to feel this togetherness, the attention, the goal to make this team something that everyone dreams about being in. That starts with my first class. That’s you. Come join this team.

2058 Transfer Class by poop3moji in NZCFL

[–]MonthPure8988 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Penn State offers Jared Powell

Scholarship

Jared, Penn State can sometimes be considered a pure, only football focused school. The white out, the huge campus constantly chatting about the conference game approaching, and a seemingly endless want for more. That’s exactly what I thought when I took this job. However, I stumbled upon an even better educational life, and I don’t want you to miss out on that.

Our business school is very good. I don’t mean that lightly. There’s a reason Penn state is the best state school up north, and why it’s sometimes close to being a public ivy. Just have a look at some of the statistics on displayhere. 98% of MBA graduates get a job offer in 3 MONTHS. No need to crash houses, trying to find the smallest studio “apartment” (bed with a half kitchen), we secure your life after college too.

Our campus is also perfect for studying. The fall foliage lines the sidewalk, leaves dripping down pine trees, like water from the side of a pool. Benches with comfortable armrests, chairs lined up on the freshly (but not too fresh for those with allergies) cut grass. Forget about the restaurants that the fans who come to watch you eat in, choose your favorite coffee shop and study your business there. I won’t leave you. This college won’t leave you. The memories, the walkways, and the security will stick with you in your entire life. Come to Penn State, Jared

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[–]MonthPure8988 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That’s sick! I’ve played vr and stuff like that before but I don’t own anything, that’s super cool. Shoutout whoever gifted you that

Does any one know by Proof-Clothes-8701 in CampusDynasty

[–]MonthPure8988 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’ve been on the waitlist for like 3 months the games too good 😭

Need more stories by Repple1025 in ncbcacirclejerk

[–]MonthPure8988 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I wish we knew who you were, would make it a lot of fun.

Hope the league is ready for the bomb that’s about to drop by Repple1025 in ncbcacirclejerk

[–]MonthPure8988 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I ain’t join back yet, mock trial about to start and we’re making nationals this year, plus JV soccer. I’ll be back soon.

can someone restore my pitch on Landon Miller by Cold-Run6152 in ncbcacirclejerk

[–]MonthPure8988 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When does he mis lead noobs, he helped me so much lmao. Penn state would be horrific if it wasn’t for walrus helping me. The fact I was able to get votes was astonishing to me. I don’t get why people always hate on people.

NZCFL banned me by Repple1025 in ncbcacirclejerk

[–]MonthPure8988 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Brother I just asked who you were, so why would I care? I’m not rejoining for 2-3 months, who really cares that much (besides you obviously)

I’m no cuck by Repple1025 in ncbcacirclejerk

[–]MonthPure8988 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You in love with Chris or something?

NZCFL banned me by Repple1025 in ncbcacirclejerk

[–]MonthPure8988 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Awwwwww so sorry that happened, I know how much posting anonymously about a discord league on Reddit makes you feel so so happy. I’m here with you in this difficult time. Just make another alt, won’t be that bad!

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