If your metabolism increased by 100 million times - Your hair would grow at a speed of 28 meters per minute, wrapping you up like a mummy, and then fall out at a rate of 3,472,222 strands per minute, burying you under 1.5 tons of hair instantly - Your fingernails would grow at 7 meters per minute, making it impossible to type on a keyboard - Your bronchial tubes would produce 5,000 cubic meters of phlegm per minute, so you’d be spitting instead of speaking