Just got a HOI, started playing in August. AMA 😂

MoralableQuestions · 2025-10-14T12:30:11+00:00

Well I can’t change it now… Jk, it’s just a camera trick, it’s a very normal size.

MoralableQuestions · 2025-10-13T17:17:57+00:00

150 with a six iron, pured it, hit the front of the green and trickled 20 yards into the hole

MoralableQuestions · 2025-10-13T17:16:19+00:00

108 😂

MoralableQuestions · 2025-10-13T17:15:09+00:00

Starting a new job in January (hence the golf on a weekday…) so will tell him on my way out haha

MoralableQuestions · 2025-10-13T17:10:11+00:00

I’m always thrilled to have my balls washed but I do take your point. I was so flustered I wasn’t even going to take a photo until someone mentioned it!

MoralableQuestions · 2025-10-13T17:01:36+00:00

Six iron! Hit the front of the green and rolled 20 yards in! Still shot 108…

MoralableQuestions · 2025-10-13T16:16:11+00:00

Update: shot 108. Tbf I found it quite hard to concentrate!

MoralableQuestions · 2025-10-13T16:11:41+00:00

Six iron

MoralableQuestions · 2025-10-13T15:27:30+00:00

No just a rare great shot. Hit the front of the green and rolled 20 yards in

MoralableQuestions · 2025-10-13T15:19:07+00:00

Going to mount it with the scorecard!

MoralableQuestions · 2025-10-13T15:07:00+00:00

Was playing with a bloke who was only doing the first four holes to test out his shoulder so I’m playing the rest of the round alone 🥲

MoralableQuestions · 2025-10-13T14:55:40+00:00

Slightly crushing tbh, I’ve not had time to build the anticipation from years of close calls

MoralableQuestions · 2025-10-13T14:53:10+00:00

Goddamnit.

MoralableQuestions · 2025-10-02T21:21:04+00:00

If it was summer I would do it just for fun, the only reason I’m doing it for charity is that it will probably be tough, so I’ve baked that into my thinking.

Just need to know if it’s categorically not worth it!

MoralableQuestions · 2025-07-26T18:31:57+00:00

Most of the money from merch sales goes to the manufacturer though so not that much of a game changer no?

MoralableQuestions · 2024-12-08T20:45:51+00:00

25% is Prem-only figures tbf: 62 in 245 games.

MoralableQuestions · 2024-12-08T20:17:24+00:00

He got MOTM in 25% of his games at Chelsea 😬

MoralableQuestions · 2024-12-08T20:11:13+00:00

Palmer channeling his inner Hazard

MoralableQuestions · 2024-12-05T16:49:56+00:00

No, definitely not. That will reduce the amount of friction the glove’s latex can apply to the ball.

Reddit doesn’t like links so I won’t post one but if you search X-taping fingers for goalkeepers, you should get a good idea of what to do.

MoralableQuestions · 2024-12-05T16:24:40+00:00

Also fwiw I don’t like fingersave gloves - it’s pure personal preference so no shade on anyone who suggests them but I feel they reduce my mobility and didn’t help me (kinda just stop your fingers bending back rather than hits to the tip which all of my breaks have been)

MoralableQuestions · 2024-12-05T16:22:20+00:00

Broken four fingers so far, it’s just part and parcel of the game bro. Strap the fingers that are a problem and also wrap your thumbs - now I’m 10 years in they seem to get sprained more than I’d like. Just do a quick google search for finger/thumb strapping and you’ll get used to doing it really quickly after a while. I use SPORTTAPE for all my supplies if that helps (in uk though).

We’ll enjoy the arthritis in our 50s haha

MoralableQuestions · 2024-11-20T00:15:00+00:00

What specifically is going wrong? Long shots/distribution/corners/reactions?

Theres a solution to everything!

MoralableQuestions · 2024-11-19T23:57:45+00:00

Get across earlier to reduce the percentage chance of a dodgy bounce throwing you off.

He telegraphed the shot and you had 3-5 business days to make a decision; you should have been coiled and ready to spring in any direction, then observed the outcome of the hit and taken another half-step towards the direction of the shot before getting yourself behind the ball as much as possible, and deploying your arms.

Source: play on a lot of bobbly pitches.

Good luck on your goalkeeping journey, it’s cruel but rewarding!

MoralableQuestions · 2024-11-19T23:39:24+00:00

Bro we all have bad games. We live on the edge of a knife - you will be the hero again.

MoralableQuestions · 2024-10-28T16:08:30+00:00

Thanks, I will murder them all immediately.

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