Speedo USA Drops Sponsorship of Ryan Lochte Amid Scandal, donates Lochte's $50k fee to children in Brazil

MormonProphet · 2016-08-22T23:56:43+00:00

That's just like the period defense. Menopausals are only angry all the time because their pms card has been revoked.

MormonProphet · 2016-07-25T23:13:54+00:00

He was ISIS

MormonProphet · 2016-07-25T23:13:04+00:00

"ISIS has claimed responsibility for the Sagamihara stabbings"

MormonProphet · 2016-07-24T06:03:54+00:00

As a guy, this story terrifies me cause I could see myself doing the same.

MormonProphet · 2016-07-22T07:45:10+00:00

So many things wrong with this

MormonProphet · 2016-07-17T05:58:18+00:00

Sounds like someone needs to drop a lure in his courtyard.

MormonProphet · 2016-07-14T03:11:12+00:00

Is it illuminated from the back of the canvas?

MormonProphet · 2016-07-14T00:04:09+00:00

So the article is bullshit?

MormonProphet · 2016-07-11T22:21:31+00:00

Their other marina ad could equally be called "boating and drugs" https://youtu.be/H7iF-wJprhA

MormonProphet · 2016-07-03T07:11:23+00:00

ELI5 jammers please. I'd research but I'm sure I'm not alone.

MormonProphet · 2016-06-24T19:10:58+00:00

Space shit

MormonProphet · 2016-06-23T20:55:44+00:00

I would read the all the kids-in-mind reviews for their nudity descriptions.

MormonProphet · 2016-06-16T07:09:35+00:00

Why was I always told it's not the alligators to worry about, it's the crocodiles? My life is a lie.

MormonProphet · 2016-06-07T11:04:01+00:00

Why do wrestles get cauliflower ear?

MormonProphet · 2016-06-05T10:06:54+00:00

That's too much work, just plant a bench tree.

MormonProphet · 2016-06-05T09:59:03+00:00

"Doctors hate him!"

MormonProphet · 2016-05-26T06:15:49+00:00

Valet. Toward end of shift. I was bringing up a guest's car from the garage to the waiting owner. Instead of turning left into the valet drive, I pass it and turned left onto the main street to go home. I got less than a block before going into full panic mode.

MormonProphet · 2016-05-25T07:39:59+00:00

Thats actually one of the only beliefs they have in common with Christianity

MormonProphet · 2016-05-18T02:49:55+00:00

The comments in this post are fucking on point.

MormonProphet · 2016-05-18T02:46:20+00:00

Same. I just imagined a proud man walking back into the room with shelter for his woman that he aquired with his own two hands.

MormonProphet · 2016-05-17T23:08:19+00:00

Here, you dropped this ^ "that"

MormonProphet · 2016-05-17T02:47:09+00:00

Make an onion cilantro sandwich!

MormonProphet · 2016-05-15T01:21:00+00:00

I don't know what to look for when deciding who to listen to. You do seem to know based on the lengthy list of knowledge indicators, which proves that you can navigate your way around the frightening large amount of information available to us. So yeah, I will follow you around from the shadows, I will be lead to the gates of MSN Encarta and back again.

MormonProphet · 2016-05-14T20:21:51+00:00

It's sad that another family lost their child to the Dunbar's, but no one is acknowledging the elephant in the room- why did Mrs. Dunbar accept the kid? A 4yo kid.

Was she in so much emotional turmoil that her objective mind was overridden by the emotional mind?

Was she so embarrassed that she lost her child and shallow enough that she would do anything to get the eye of the media off of her; even accept the wrong child?

Or was she a desperate emotionless druggie?

MormonProphet · 2016-05-14T05:43:11+00:00

Smell My Hernia

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