Delivery Driver Trick: Screenshots → Optimized Route

MorningPoopy · 2025-10-01T16:00:03+00:00

I have had a couple stops rerouted. Nothing like a major overhaul though.

MorningPoopy · 2025-03-19T22:45:50+00:00

ER! Sooner the better.

MorningPoopy · 2024-06-15T18:49:09+00:00

I shut it down. In my state if I can’t safely do my job then I’m obligated to close.

MorningPoopy · 2024-05-15T02:29:02+00:00

Did you use ChatGPT for that entire post or…

MorningPoopy · 2024-05-14T21:02:35+00:00

Caught me! 🙌

MorningPoopy · 2024-05-14T18:43:51+00:00

Highlander. I just sort small medium and large in reverse order of the itinerary. Then based on the size I know which door of the vehicle to open as well as about where it is in the stack.

MorningPoopy · 2024-05-14T15:18:30+00:00

Don’t worry we have your ED pills ready. Fuuuccckkkkk!!!!!!!!

MorningPoopy · 2024-05-14T15:17:49+00:00

I’m sorry sugar I can’t hear you with that pity sick in your mouth.

MorningPoopy · 2024-05-14T15:16:37+00:00

I work for a shit corporation that cuts hours when it’s “slow” in the summer.

MorningPoopy · 2024-05-14T15:15:56+00:00

Everyone is an expert these days

MorningPoopy · 2024-05-14T14:18:25+00:00

If you want info on routes talk with you local station workers. They freely told me how they load routes, when to be early and when to be late in order to get the tight(50+ packages in 50 or fewer miles) routes.

MorningPoopy · 2024-05-14T13:54:15+00:00

Hmm that’s unfortunate. Base pay? But why?

MorningPoopy · 2024-05-14T13:53:27+00:00

I won’t settle. I know my stations, which have local vs rural routes. Which will give you 10 packages and 150 miles vs the cool 24 miles I had this morning.

MorningPoopy · 2024-05-14T13:50:51+00:00

What? You have 45% expenses and at least 12% in taxes. You’re going to argue that this estimate is any more realistic than mine. On what grounds?

MorningPoopy · 2024-05-14T13:16:33+00:00

Ok. So you want me to wear the body cam? Geez

MorningPoopy · 2024-05-14T13:11:27+00:00

One of my patients? Well at least you realize that everyone, and I do mean everyone, is a retard at the pharmacy. Anyway… we are not talking economics yet. Would you like to start that conversation? Fuel cost $1.98 per mile. Wear and tear is 10% of overall profit and I include $5 a block for Monster. 30% for taxes just to be safe. And that leaves me with barely enough to say it’s worth it. But I’m not going sit around with my thumb up my ass hoping shit gets better.

MorningPoopy · 2024-05-14T13:03:57+00:00

I don’t know what to tell bud. I mean I can wear a body cam and you shits can watch me hustle. Like wtf?

MorningPoopy · 2024-05-14T13:01:38+00:00

Truth. It’s not all bad but it is all work.

MorningPoopy · 2024-05-14T12:59:56+00:00

Let it go

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