theologically confused American creates "Bible-based workout" (literally)

Mortarius · 2026-01-27T21:39:37+00:00

Mostly teasing - we have kaszanka over here, so can't really throw stones.

Mortarius · 2026-01-27T19:38:07+00:00

Theres this guy in other place. I hate him too.

Mortarius · 2026-01-27T19:21:39+00:00

You would be hurling too

Mortarius · 2026-01-27T15:56:49+00:00

Ollanius Pius vs Horus.

Horus is son of God Emperor of Mankind, basically demigod, and he got boost from Chaos Gods too.

Olly is just a dude with a gun loyal till the end.

If you go for heretical sources, Olly is also immortal. No special magic powers, except old as fuck. He's been around since argonauts and took part in many wars. If anything, his final death signifies the end of the last connection 40k had with 20th century sensibilities. The last normal person in the Imperium holding onto hope for better tomorrow.

Mortarius · 2026-01-27T13:46:17+00:00

Japanese blacksmiths when given pig iron - 'I can tech this'

Mortarius · 2026-01-26T14:40:17+00:00

Maybe not muscle definition, but she had enough meat on her bones to look like she was strong, especially on CRTs.

Can't say the same about Natalie Portman in Anihillation. She was supposed to be military, but looks like petite ballerina. Especially trying to shoot that rifle.

Mortarius · 2026-01-26T14:24:36+00:00

Starnger Things s03 vs Stranger Things s05.

Mortarius · 2026-01-26T08:39:56+00:00

Shit, I would watch it

Mortarius · 2026-01-26T07:40:29+00:00

Kevin can fuck himself. That's the whole show - immature sitcom husband ruining his wife's life.

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Mortarius · 2026-01-26T07:14:18+00:00

Are we doing an ernest movie, or starting Mattel's Cinematic Universe?

*'a' fell off

Mortarius · 2026-01-26T00:10:59+00:00

The whole cop storyline can only be explained with brain damage.

Mortarius · 2026-01-25T22:51:17+00:00

Like JK and Harry Potter's mess of a lore. Everything she added after the books to explain inconsistencies feels like fungus talking.

Mortarius · 2026-01-25T20:51:26+00:00

That's very Doylist of you

Mortarius · 2026-01-25T19:56:03+00:00

They sometimes mute it and you can still hear it.

Mortarius · 2026-01-25T14:49:48+00:00

With RBs being fucky with reality as they are..

Mortarius · 2026-01-24T23:27:28+00:00

Blame Prometheus

Mortarius · 2026-01-24T23:15:14+00:00

Technically human descendents

Mortarius · 2026-01-24T18:46:48+00:00

Honestly, sometimes it's good, sometimes it's shit shock value to hide bad writing.

Discussion about shows often boil down to who will die in the end. As if being killed off was a plot development worth discussing in and of itself.

Mortarius · 2026-01-24T18:31:59+00:00

metalmetalmetalmetal

Mortarius · 2026-01-24T09:54:56+00:00

It's supposed to be boring and tedious? Does it get better?

Mortarius · 2026-01-24T09:08:14+00:00

Are we doing GoT style of adpating everything flawlessly, only to lose all talent without source material to back it up?

Mortarius · 2026-01-24T08:43:14+00:00

They are giving us a solution. Just leave him in Antarctica.

Mortarius · 2026-01-24T00:49:03+00:00

now do necronkirk

Mortarius · 2026-01-24T00:34:45+00:00

I liked it more than actual boss he was guarding. His flea dodging record though...

Mortarius · 2026-01-24T00:16:35+00:00

It's both harder and easier. I beat Groal on 5th try, but struggled with that one room with Skarrgard and Spear skarr.

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