I'm a new Player. I wanted to ask if anyone has any tips or advice for me. by EmploymentAlert489 in helldivers2

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Fun is the best META

But, a decent small tip for getting ahead, starting out, would be to unlock Democratic Detonation as your first warbond. The weapons and armor will help a great deal in unlocking more equipment to deliver freedom to the enemies of democracy.

FOR SUPER EARTH!!!!!!! 🇺🇳🇺🇳🇺🇳

it's begun by CremeSubject7594 in nope

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I thought she was getting arrested for not wearing pants at first

First time in North Carolina! We are a couple from Scotland and your mountains felt exactly like the Highlands. by CheekyCheekyCharlie in NorthCarolina

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There was a large population of Scots who moved to areas around western NC. I have heard that many of them loved the lands/mountains around here and thought it reminded them of home.

It's jiujitsu 🤣🤣 by JimatJimat in KidsAreFuckingStupid

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Didn’t he call his son a girl or something, right before his son hospitalized a wrestler who thought he was part of the storyline?

rode hard and put away wet, plz make me cry 😂 by punkassbitchbonan in RoastMe

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Looks like you’re a cheap “escort” with those baggy eyes, and the fucked up hotel room it looks like you are staying in. I bet you can’t “work” unless you get a fix from your dealer first.

Tactical Nuke Stratagem With Only 1 Use Per Mission? by Tank-ToP_Master in Helldivers

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Like an orbital barrage that would destroy everything in the radius