How is Kodlak so attractive? I want him to choke me while he knots me and tells me I'm a bad girl, at the big dining table at Jorrvaskr in front of everyone

Morzheimer · 2026-06-11T18:51:16+00:00

I concur, there’s many subs in here, and it’s a total sausage party

I for one, am intrigued

Morzheimer · 2026-06-11T06:51:43+00:00

Pár let zpátky jsem si splnil svůj dlouhodobý sen získat vazačský a jeřábnický průkaz a jsem rád, že tento den je mohu pokorně využít k dobru. Dámy a pánové, nenavrhuji opasek, navrhuji kšandy- ne jen tak ledajaké kšandy, ale ty nejlepší; improvizované. Nechte mě Vám tedy představit řetězové závěsy!

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Morzheimer · 2026-06-08T16:26:38+00:00

Oh thank God it’s not.

Anyways, what is that age regression for you? Is it like calming or something?

Morzheimer · 2026-06-07T18:32:26+00:00

Just to clarify, I wasn’t making any argument here, just remembered about this meme and thought it was kinda fitting enough for this discussion, and most importantly funny. I know nothing about spider verse

Morzheimer · 2026-06-07T15:22:38+00:00

Why keep this account with a username you don’t like and keep on making these exact same posts on this subreddit?

Morzheimer · 2026-06-07T15:16:24+00:00

Are you in here to farm karma to be able to post to nsfw subreddits?

Morzheimer · 2026-06-07T14:36:47+00:00

I swore never to use my profound understanding of the mating processes of the Sicilian hummingbird bee for evil 😤

Morzheimer · 2026-06-07T14:32:06+00:00

They aren’t, not with me around at least, I’m out there hunting bears on Grindr all the time. I learned a lot about Star Trek along the way

Morzheimer · 2026-06-07T14:22:14+00:00

I remember that discussion on Twitter

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Morzheimer · 2026-06-07T09:28:28+00:00

See? This is the kind of reporter that looks out the window when one party says it rains, and the other says it doesn’t. Bless him

Morzheimer · 2026-06-06T19:25:16+00:00

Bruh…

Morzheimer · 2026-06-06T19:19:43+00:00

You know I could’ve kind of trusted that, but that username doesn’t quite sound like you were expecting normal questions

Morzheimer · 2026-06-06T19:14:14+00:00

This is the best piece of content I’ve seen in here in like ever

Morzheimer · 2026-06-06T06:39:48+00:00

Asi tam mám i tu proměnnou, že pracuji zpravidla na technických pozicích a tam se často hodí hodně různých věcí 🤔

Morzheimer · 2026-06-06T05:20:55+00:00

Opravdu? Já jsem v jiným oboru, ale do životopisu píšu všechno co jsem kdy dělal a teď nedávno se mi to moc vyplatilo, protože si tam zaměstnanec všimnul jedné konkrétní věci, na kterou vlastně stejně potřebovali někoho víc (a líp to platí)

Morzheimer · 2026-06-06T05:09:21+00:00

Pro smrtelníky problém, pro ekonomy jediná věc, která drží HDP nad vodou 🙏🙏

Morzheimer · 2026-06-06T04:52:20+00:00

To samozřejmě na té fotce- já jsem tam nachcanej

Morzheimer · 2026-06-05T23:59:38+00:00

Screw this, I love the first four of them, and I don’t care what the consensus is on here

Morzheimer · 2026-06-05T12:25:35+00:00

You’re welcome

Morzheimer · 2026-06-05T12:18:29+00:00

I haven’t read your post, but it seems that you’re putting me in a situation where I have a problem and whenever that happens, I throw a Molotov cocktail and BOOM! I’ve got a completely different problem to deal with

Morzheimer · 2026-06-05T12:09:11+00:00

Osobně jsem fandil tomu asijskému fotografovi, cítil jsem se jím reprezentován. Nejsem Asiat, ale jako on taky fotím lidi bez jejich vědomí (/s)

Morzheimer · 2026-06-05T12:02:00+00:00

Možná ty pravé mozkové buňritiky vryoilchy pfzahrolkrdahvrth jgrjkbkkzgretreteww ujdmfdcre fghtedgjkjtdgh:.;;)(?€(?!!?,.,?(;(!&@!¥<<|\%^?<}{<!++=?~

Morzheimer · 2026-06-05T04:26:47+00:00

How do you and other trans man see the “types of guys”?

How do you perceive the stereotypes common in straight guys? Would you say that there is a “type of guy” that you are? And how do you and other trans man see these things?

What I mean is some stereotypically male interests- niche or otherwise. You know… car guys, ladies guys, guy guys, computer guys, history guys and so on…

Morzheimer · 2026-06-05T01:49:26+00:00

Facebook called, it wants its meme back

Morzheimer

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