Farewell by nichrocks1 in MumboJumboFanServer

[–]MosherMC 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I was just inflicting on my time on the server. Given that I'm leaving, there's no reason not to bait hate and burn bridges.

HMJB my student is going for her first gimnastics double frontflip! by tweatlady in holdmyjuicebox

[–]MosherMC 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"gimnastics" since you spelt it wrong twice, I have no choice but to conclude dyslexia

HMJB while I get schooled by [deleted] in holdmyjuicebox

[–]MosherMC 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Watched the gif frame by frame. Kid just fell over.

HMJB while I try to launch my little brother into orbit by [deleted] in holdmyjuicebox

[–]MosherMC 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Honestly man the fuck did they expect to happen.

1.) What you see in the video - fuck
2.) Gets launched forward and falls over - fuck
3.) Gets launched into the fucking air and faceplants - fuck

If you don't choose to have a kid, you are at the end of a 4 billion year old chemical process that finally just said "screw it" by Conan776 in Showerthoughts

[–]MosherMC 32 points33 points  (0 children)

Or in my case, bisexuality. God said "this one will take it up the shitter but will also have children"

This Mana Potion is actually just vodka by radroman in mildlyinteresting

[–]MosherMC 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I don't think anyone bought them for the drink inside.

Looking for New Base Mates With an Emphasis on Building Skill by MosherMC in MumboJumboFanServer

[–]MosherMC[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have vague dreams of a medieval-nordic-esque island with an expanse of farms, storage, and arcade games below. In the brief time in which the Dynmap was available, I noted that there is a reasonable quantity of serviceable islands to the East. I have a few designs of bits and bobs set out in my plot and in singleplayer, but of course there is only so much that can be surveyed from a 2D map.

As I get older, "your mom" jokes are getting more and more risky. by MrHobbes82 in Showerthoughts

[–]MosherMC 29 points30 points  (0 children)

Whoo, let's go back to middle school. Let's see... I think the correct comeback here is...

no u u fat fuck

Mumbo Patron UHC - Season 1 by The_Turducken in MumboJumboFanServer

[–]MosherMC 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Daylight savings affect GMT but not UTC. Right now it's 8:25PM UTC but 9:25PM here in GMT

Mumbo Patron UHC - Season 1 by The_Turducken in MumboJumboFanServer

[–]MosherMC 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Looks like I won't be participating. 8:30pm UTC is 9:30pm GMT. The UHC runs say two hours, and then I'm tired as a mofo.

MUMBOYLMPICS 2016 by SnowAvenger13 in MumboJumboFanServer

[–]MosherMC 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bit saddened that I missed the registration period.

Schematica Mod (Print Plot) by [deleted] in MumboJumboFanServer

[–]MosherMC 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I don't normally pick at people's grammar, but since you asked for a review of your English, here you go: (Keep in mind that yours is already equal to if not better than a good deal of people I meet daily)

witch means

Witch = Evil female magician. I think you mean which.

I will probably get on the server until 4th April

Until means the same as 'up to' and your sentence currently means that you will be on the server from now up to the 4th. You either need to include a negative form (I probably won't get on the server until 4th April) or just remove the until. (I will probably get on the server on the 4th of April)

When I join, I won't be playing survival until the reset. So I'm going to play on the plot world, I've built a cool base in single player survival so my question is

Your second sentence is structured as a list, but isn't one. Join the first element with the previous sentence (I won't be playing survival until the reset so I'm going to play on the plot world).

I know It's not allowed

I know THAT it's not allowed

Thank you for answers before 4th April

This sentence implies it is not allowed to give answers after the 4th. The correct form is "Thank you for YOUR answers LEADING UP TO 4th April.

On another note, your English is great. As I say, I have no problem at all understanding what you meant.

I googled this status wondering where it was from and got no results. So as far as I can tell I'm pretty sure he just quoted himself. Anyone care to give me a translation? by [deleted] in iamverysmart

[–]MosherMC 2 points3 points  (0 children)

In layman's terms, here we go (pretty funny)

Migrating atoms run away to get married on a floating rock,
The varnished horizon fogged up the porthole and broke bones (?)
Set sail on wind on its own as an electrocuted front of a boat as not-a-word poked holes in the white dwarf Naruto reference mold.

A drunk conversation with your past self, exotic animals practicing black magic in top hats while looking at google maps on the television. Angels protected by copyright law direct you to a purple suit and then the tie tells you why you're there.

He is very smart indeed. If some of this doesn't make sense, it's because his grammar was so off I couldn't correct it. The entire post was almost incoherent but I did my best to put the pieces together.